80 Best Coffee Quotes With Image For Coffee Lovers

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There is nothing beautiful than breathing in the aromatic smell of your favorite brew in the morning. Since olden times, caffeine has been used as a medicinal and recreational substance. Discovered in Ethiopia in the 11th century, the coffee plant changed the way the world started their morning. A perfect cuppa in the morning can make your sleep disappear, wake you up, inspire you and energize you as well. Here are some awesome coffee quotes for a coffee lover like you who knows how the world can turn bleak if you don’t get your cup in the morning. Check it out!

Coffee Quotes:

1.“Never Underestimate the Importance of Being Properly Caffeinated.” – Unknown

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2.“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Unknown

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3.“Good Coffee – Cheaper than Prozac!” – Unknown

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4.“Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

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5.“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir

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6.“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman

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7.“Humanity runs on coffee.” – Unknown

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8.“To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house – it sustains and strengthens him.” – Unknown

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9.“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher

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10.“My coffee machine is the most beautiful person in the world to me.” – Unknown

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11.“Sometimes I stay up so late that I have my morning coffee before I go to bed.” – Unknown

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12.“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey

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13.“Coffee has always been a significant part of my life. For me, it’s a chance to start my day and gather my thoughts – it’s fuel for my creative process.” – Connor Franta

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14.“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” – Terri Guillemets

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15.“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan

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16.“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black

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17.“People say money can’t buy happiness.They Lie. Money buys Coffee, Coffee makes Me Happy!” – Unknown

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18.“Decaffeinated coffee is like a hairless cat, it exists, but that doesn’t make it right.” – Unknown

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19.“Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.” – Jonathan Swift

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20.“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets

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21.“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr

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22.”Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.” – Martha Beck

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23.”Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” – Chris Kilham

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24.”Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?” – Steven Wright

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25.”Drinking a cup of coffee with your eyes closed isn’t a sophisticated task for a person, but it’s hard for a robot.” – Vijjay Kumar

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26.”Even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

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27.”I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.” – Eddie Izzard

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28.”I quit coffee. It won’t be easy drinking my Bailey’s straight but I’ll get used to it. It’ll still be the best part of waking up.” – Megan Mullally

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29.”I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.” – Jim Carrey

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30.”If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman

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31.“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee.” – Emo Phillips

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32.”We want to do a lot of stuff; we’re not in great shape. We didn’t get a good night’s sleep. We’re a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.” – Jerry Seinfeld

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33.“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright

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34.“I can’t imagine a day without coffee. I can’t imagine!” – Howard Schultz

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35.“7 days without coffee makes one WEAK.” – Unknown

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36.“Caffeine – It maintains my sunny personality.” – Unknown

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37.“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” – Sir James MacKintosh

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38.“I’m going to start measuring the complexity of coding tasks in coffee cups. This was a five-espresso algorithm.” – Unknown

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39.“The most dangerous drinking game is seeing how long I can go without coffee.” – Unknown

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40.“What goes best with a cup of coffee? Another cup.” – Henry Rollins

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41.“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility.” – Sheik-Abd-al-Kadir

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42.“One of my favorite things is to have a three-hour conversation over coffee with someone.” – Andy Grammer

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43. “Coffee is always a good idea.” – Unknown

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44.“Coffee is a hug in a mug.” – Unknown

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45.“Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.” – Unknown

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46.“Coffee! Is the planet shaking or is just me?” – Unknown

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47.“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of goat.” – J.S. Bach

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48.“Three cups of coffee a day keeps the doctor away!” – Unknown

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49.“Coffee helps me maintain my “never killed anyone streak” – Unknown

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50.“When life gives you lemons, trade them for coffee.” – Unknown

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51.“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams

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52.“To drink is human. To drink coffee is divine.” – Unknown

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53. “Decaf? No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.” – Unknown

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54.“Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” – Rohan Marley

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55.“Doctors found traces of blood in my coffee stream.” – Unknown

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56.“Coffee which makes the politician wise, and see through all things with his half-shut eyes.” – Alexander Pope

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57.“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.” – Pemberley

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58.“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson

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59.“I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.” – Ice Cube

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60.“Coffee should be black as Hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” – Unknown

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61.“I don’t know what I’d do without coffee. I’m guessing 25 to life.” – Unknown

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62.“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

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63.“Coffee isn’t a drug, it’s a vitamin.” – Unknown

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64.”Up to a thousand milligrams of caffeine is considered safe for most people, which translates into about 10 cups of coffee a day.” – Michael Greger

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65.“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell

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66.“Coffee with a friend is like capturing happiness in a cup.” – Unknown

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67.“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

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68.“Without coffee, nothing gets written. Period.” – Nancy Kress

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69.“If I were a wizard, I’m pretty sure my Patronus would be coffee.” – Unknown

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70.“It can take me forever to choose the right coffee cup in the morning. And it does make a difference!” – Joel Grey

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71.“I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman

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72.“With enough coffee, I can dress myself and use my grown up manners.” – Unknown

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73.“I love coffee. It’s one of my favorite things in the world, and I love tasting different coffees.” – Max Schneider

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74.“A morning without coffee is like sleep.” – Unknown

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75.“Life’s too short to drink cheap coffee.” – Unknown

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76.“Everybody should believe in something. I believe I’ll have another coffee.” – Unknown

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77.“The road to success is paved in coffee.” – Unknown

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78.“This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning.” – Unknown

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79.“I think if I were a woman I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” – John Van Druten

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80.“There is no live without water. Because water is needed to make coffee.” – Unknown

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Conclusion:

Many of us know what happens when we don’t get that steaming cup of java first thing in the morning! Rightly described as a magic in the cup, or a hug in the mug, coffee works like a Creative light fluid for the artists, works its wonder during the boring board meetings or coffee breaks, and its refreshing aroma can stir even the laziest souls in the morning, waking them from the deep slumber. What on earth could be more heavenly than taking a sip of your favorite brew no matter where and when? We hoped that you enjoyed these fabulous coffee quotes. Don’t forget to share it with the world!

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