The 2006 film ‘Borat’ starred Sacha Baron Cohen as the main character, alongside Ken Davitian and a cast of real-life individuals, including Luenell, Pamela Anderson, Bob Barr, Carole De Saram, Alan Keyes, and Chip Pickering. Produced by Jay Roach and Sacha Baron Cohen, the movie follows Borat’s journey to America to create a documentary about American culture and society. Along the way, he becomes fixated on making Pamela Anderson his wife, leading to hilarious interactions with various people.
‘Borat’ received 33 award nominations and won 20, with an estimated budget of 18 million. In its opening weekend in the United States, the film grossed 26 million, eventually earning just over 128 million domestically and 262 million worldwide.
Borat Quotes
- “[Kissing Gesture Made to Woman] Very nice. How much?” – Borat
- “You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.” – Borat
- “Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party.” – Borat
- “I make sexytime with my mother in-law.” – Borat
- “A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders from around the world.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “Pamela, I am not attracted to you anymore…NOT!” – Borat
- “This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!” – Borat
- “In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.” – Borat
- “American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.” – Borat
- “In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.” – Borat
- “I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “This-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty.” – Borat
- “[On the subway] Hello. My name-a Borat. I’m-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)” – Borat
- “I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack… they stole my wife, plow… and they touch my horse in a very bad way… he got very depressed.” – Borat
- “America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.” – Borat
- “He is a real Chocolate face, No make up.” – Borat
- “Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving hotel without golden shower.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.” – Borat
- “[to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist!” – Borat
- “I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.” – Borat
- “I want to buy a car with p*ssy magnet.” – Borat
- “I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine.” – Borat
- “Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first!” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?” – Borat
- “May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!” – Borat
- “I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini… because it is for girls!” – Borat
- “But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!” – Borat
- “I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?” – Borat
- “Donald Trump: Strongest premier in history. He not racist. Black guys love him so much, they kneel before him.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “If I give you good price, will you please put in p*ssy magnet?” – Borat
- “What did you say about me, you skinny piece of sh*t?” – Oksana
- “Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.” – Borat
- “My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.” – Borat
- “Listen pussycat, smile a bit.” – Borat
- “I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there.” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.” – Borat
- “Why don’t you do something useful and dig your mother a grave?” – Oksana
- “Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!” – Borat
- “Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.” – Borat
- “That suit is NOT black!” – Borat
- “F*ck the social distance.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “Do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard?” – Borat
- “Look, there is woman in car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have s*xy time with her?” – Borat
- “Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.” – Borat
- “My name Borat. I like you. I like s*x. It’s nice.” – Borat
- “HIGH-FIVE!” – Borat
- “Because of Trump, 350 million Americans still alive. Trump never had stroke. Vote for premier Trump, or you will be crushed.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “You will be my boyfriend.” – Borat
- “A woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.” – Driving Instructor
- “I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” – Borat
- “I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!” – Borat
- “I like you. Do you like me?” – Borat
- “What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats?” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
- “May George Bush drink the blood of every man woman and child in Iraq!” – Borat
- “She make it from milk from her t*ts.” – Borat
- “Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.” – Borat
- “Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a sh*t in your house?” – Borat
- “My name a Borat.” – Borat
- “They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She has tried to poison me already.” – Borat
- “Okay, so a ‘not’ joke, I would say, ‘That suit is black. Not!’” – Patty Haggerty
- “No, no. I don’t get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.” – Dog Show Contestant
- “My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.” – Borat
- “Great Success!” – Borat
- “Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I serious.” – Borat
- “(Reading a telegram to Borat) Yes, I can. ‘Dear Borat Sagdiyev, your wife Oksana was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods, when a bear attacked and violated and break her. She is now dead’” – Hotel Employee
Borat Video – Best Borat Quotes
It’s one thing to read the best quotes, but just give this clip a short watch and you can see Borat utter the lines. And you will remember just how funny the movie was!
Summary
‘Borat’ is a well known hilarious movie to watch, but the humor is sort of dark and may make you feel ashamed for laughing but you just can’t help yourself! They even made a sequel in released in 2020, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, where Borat returns to America with his 15 year old daughter.
Both of the films are not suitable for children, but the films tend to pull laughter out of the adults with the strong language, sexual situations, and other adult content.
These quotes from ‘Borat’ are racist, sexist, and give you that ‘rapey vibe’ but you will have a hard time not laughing at some of them. You can send these quotes to a friend that also enjoys dark humor, laugh and reminisce about the parts in the movie(s) where Borat is saying the quotes, or share them with the friends and family that hates to laugh at dark humor but still does.
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