65 of the Most Hilarious Borat Quotes

Borat Quotes

‘Borat’ was released in 2006. The movie starred Ken Davitian, and Sacha Baron Cohen who was Borat. It also featured people that starred as themselves in the film like; Luenell, Pamela Anderson, Bob Barr, Carole De Saram, Alan Keyes, and Chip Pickering. The movie was produced by Jay Roach and Sacha Baron Cohen.

In summary, the storyline to ‘Borat was about a man that was sent from his country to America to make a documentary about the American culture and society. Borat sees Baywatch on TV and decides that he is going to travel to California to make Pamela Anderson his wife. During his journey through America, Borat and his producer meet and have hilarious interactions with some interesting people.

‘Borat’ was nominated for 33 awards and won 20 awards. The movie had an estimated budget of 18 million but in the opening weekend at the box office in the United States made 26 million. ‘Borat’ grossed just over 128 million in the United States in total and about 262 million world-wide.

Borat Quotes

  1. “[Kissing Gesture Made to Woman] Very nice. How much?” – Borat
  2. “You let women in cinemas here? In my country, we have a pen outside for the animals and womens.” – Borat
  3. “Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party.” – Borat
  4. “I make sexytime with my mother in-law.” – Borat
  5. “A magnificent new premier named McDonald Trump rose to power and made America great again! He also became buddies with tough-guy leaders from around the world.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  6. “Pamela, I am not attracted to you anymore…NOT!” – Borat
  7. “This is Natalya. [kisses her passionately] She is my sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan. [Natalya holds up her trophy] Nice!” – Borat
  8. “In my country, we say to let a woman drive a car is like to let a monkey fly a plane, very dangerous yes.” – Borat
  9. “American wine is like Kazakhstani wine, but not made from fermented horse urine.” – Borat
  10. “In Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place, exept for in brothel or in grave.” – Borat
  11. “I will be the next Queen Melania! She’s the happiest wife in the world!” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  12. “This-a Urkin, the town rapist. Naughty, naughty.” – Borat
  13. “[On the subway] Hello. My name-a Borat. I’m-a new in town. (A chicken falls out of his briefcase)” – Borat
  14. “I say this because I had a very bad gypsy attack… they stole my wife, plow… and they touch my horse in a very bad way… he got very depressed.” – Borat
  15. “America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field and then have a party.” – Borat
  16. “He is a real Chocolate face, No make up.” – Borat
  17. “Trump would be disappointed! You are leaving hotel without golden shower.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  18. “When you chase a dream, especially one with plastic chests, you sometimes do not see what is right in front of you.” – Borat
  19. “[to audience members at a rodeo] My name-a Borat. I come from Kazakhstan. Can I say a-first, we support your war of terror! May we show our support to our boys in Iraq! May US and A kill every single terrorist!” – Borat
  20. “I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, U.S dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.” – Borat
  21. “I want to buy a car with p*ssy magnet.” – Borat
  22. “I needed to give gift to Pamela so she would grant me entry into her vagine.” – Borat
  23. “Impressive and amazing result for a strong premier who always put America and Kazakhstan first!” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  24. “You telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus was a homosexual?” – Borat
  25. “May your George Bush drink the blood of every single man, women, and child of Iraq! May you destroy their country so that for next thousand years not even a single lizard will survive in their desert!” – Borat
  26. “I bring iPod back from America and I get my neighbor iPod mini… because it is for girls!” – Borat
  27. “But if she cheat on me, I will crush her!” – Borat
  28. “I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying. All I can think of of that beautiful woman in her red water panties. Who was this CJ?” – Borat
  29. “Donald Trump: Strongest premier in history. He not racist. Black guys love him so much, they kneel before him.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  30. “If I give you good price, will you please put in p*ssy magnet?” – Borat
  31. “What did you say about me, you skinny piece of sh*t?” – Oksana
  32. “Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world; all other countries are run by little girls.” – Borat
  33. “My wife she is dead…she die in a field…she die from work, an accident, but is not important, I have a new wife.” – Borat
  34. “Listen pussycat, smile a bit.” – Borat
  35. “I found a new book which only tells the truth. It’s called Facebook. I learn so many facts there.” – Sandra Jessica Parker Sagdiyev, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  36. “Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew.” – Borat
  37. “Why don’t you do something useful and dig your mother a grave?” – Oksana
  38. “Democracy is different in America. For example, women can vote but horse can not!” – Borat
  39. “Kazakhstan is more civilized now. Women can now travel on inside of bus, and homosexuals no longer have to wear blue hat.” – Borat
  40. “That suit is NOT black!” – Borat
  41. “F*ck the social distance.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  42. “Do your vagjin hang like sleeve of wizard?” – Borat
  43. “Look, there is woman in car. Can we follow her, get her and maybe have s*xy time with her?” – Borat
  44. “Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel.” – Borat
  45. “My name Borat. I like you. I like s*x. It’s nice.” – Borat
  46. “HIGH-FIVE!” – Borat
  47. “Because of Trump, 350 million Americans still alive. Trump never had stroke. Vote for premier Trump, or you will be crushed.” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  48. “You will be my boyfriend.” – Borat
  49. “A woman has the right to choose who she has sex with.” – Driving Instructor
  50. “I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained… ten if not.” – Borat
  51. “I will forgive Pamela, and I will go to California, with my friend Mr. Jesus, and we will take her!” – Borat
  52. “I like you. Do you like me?” – Borat
  53. “What is more dangerous: this virus or the Democrats?” – Borat, ‘Borat’ sequel (2020)
  54. “May George Bush drink the blood of every man woman and child in Iraq!” – Borat
  55. “She make it from milk from her t*ts.” – Borat
  56. “Kazakhstan is number one exporter of potassium; other Central Asian countries have inferior potassium.” – Borat
  57. “Very sorry to interrupt politic. Might I make a sh*t in your house?” – Borat
  58. “My name a Borat.” – Borat
  59. “They have cleverly shifted their shapes. One of them has taken the form of a little old woman. You can barely see her horns. She has tried to poison me already.” – Borat
  60. “Okay, so a ‘not’ joke, I would say, ‘That suit is black. Not!’” – Patty Haggerty
  61. “No, no. I don’t get upset. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.” – Dog Show Contestant
  62. “My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, you come see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.” – Borat
  63. “Great Success!” – Borat
  64. “Who is this lady you have shrunk? Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of? Do not try and shrink me gypsy, I serious.” – Borat
  65. “(Reading a telegram to Borat) Yes, I can. ‘Dear Borat Sagdiyev, your wife Oksana was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods, when a bear attacked and violated and break her. She is now dead’” – Hotel Employee

Borat Video – Best Borat Quotes

It’s one thing to read the best quotes, but just give this clip a short watch and you can see Borat utter the lines. And you will remember just how funny the movie was!

Summary

‘Borat’ is a well known hilarious movie to watch, but the humor is sort of dark and may make you feel ashamed for laughing but you just can’t help yourself! They even made a sequel in released in 2020, Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, where Borat returns to America with his 15 year old daughter.

Both of the films are not suitable for children, but the films tend to pull laughter out of the adults with the strong language, sexual situations, and other adult content.

These quotes from ‘Borat’ are racist, sexist, and give you that ‘rapey vibe’ but you will have a hard time not laughing at some of them. You can send these quotes to a friend that also enjoys dark humor, laugh and reminisce about the parts in the movie(s) where Borat is saying the quotes, or share them with the friends and family that hates to laugh at dark humor but still does.

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