55 Damon Salvatore Quotes from Vampire Diaries

Damon Salvatore quotes

With a novel or television series that can build a fan base for itself, people tend to become overly           connected to the characters. They begin to love, respect and cherish these fictional faces. From Harry Potter to Edward Cullen, there are numerous instances of these stories where a character has inspired to an extent where they become immortal for fans. Damon Salvatore is one such character.

Damon Salvatore is one of the main characters in L. J. Smith’s vampire fiction series called Vampire Diaries. He is part of a complicated love triangle with his brother Stefan as they fall in love with the same woman. Damon’s character is extremely compelling and despite being a work of fiction, his words and actions move fans to great extent.

Want to learn more? Here are some of the most interesting quotes by Damon Salvatore.

Fascinating Quotes by Damon Salvatore

1.“Our life is one, big proverbial coin toss.”
2.“I do not go behind people’s backs and torture them. I like my enemies to look me in the eye and see the depth of my rage.”
3.“Life sucks either way, Jeremy. At least if you’re a vampire, you don’t have to feel bad about it if you don’t want to.”
4.“You spent the last century and a half being the poster child for Prozac. Now you want me to believe this new you has nothing to do with human blood.”
5.“If you’re going to be bad, be bad with a purpose or else you’re not worth forgiving.”
6.“It’s not wrong to hustle hustlers. It’s like killing murderers, a public service.”
7.“I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless and overrated.”
8.“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn about anyone else.”
9.“See, I don’t mind being the bad guy. Because somebody has to fill that role and get things done. You do bad things for no reason. You do them to be a dick.”

Damon Salvatore quotes
10.“You want what everybody wants…You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger.”
11.“I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? Because it sends a message.”
12.“When people see good they expect good and I don’t want to live up to their expectation.”
13.“The best way to not get your heart broken is to pretend that you don’t have one.”
14.“The only person I can count on is me.”
15.“It’s cool not growing old. I like being the eternal stud.”
16.“I’d rather die right now than spend my last final years remembering how good I had it and how happy I was!”
17.“What happens if the one who breaks your heart is the only one who can fix it?”
18.“True love will triumph in the end – which may or may not be a lie, but if it is a lie, then it’s the most beautiful lie we have…”
19.“Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is a hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be.”
20.“I have a secret, a big. But I’ve never spoken aloud. It would not change anything! It would do me no good or can adopt a puppy. I cannot be what other people want me to be…As they would have me…that’s who I am…you are my existential crisis. Should I kill you or not? But I have to Jessica, because I’m not human…And I miss it…I miss it more than anything in the world. That is my secret…But there is only so much pain, the one you can’t bear.”
21.“There is no such thing as bad ideas. Just poorly executed awesome ideas.”
22.“Love does that, it changes us.”
23.“I would have saved you, in a heartbeat, no question.”
24.“I’m still mad at you because being around you drives me nuts and not being around you drives me nuts.”

Damon Salvatore quotes

25.“No matter how much I missed you or how much pain I was in, I never would have erased everything we ever had. Even if I was drowning in grief, I’d rather hang on to every moment that I ever held you, or every laugh I ever heard, every shred of happiness that we ever had. I would rather spend every moment in agony than erase the memory of you.”
26.“I’m in love with a woman I can never have. The point is , I’m in love with her and it’s driving me crazy. I’m not in control. I have to stay together to protect her and she wants me to be the better man. Which means I can’t be who I am.”
27.“Oh, I understand. He’s the reason you live. His love ‘lifts you up where you belong.’ I get it.”
28.“Elena: Please don’t do anything stupid.
Damon: Yeah, but stupid’s so much more fun!”
29.“Stefan: Can’t touch her now.
Damon: Well, the vervain keeps me out of her head. Maybe that’s not my target. Believe it or not, Stefan, some girls don’t need my persuasion. Some girls just can’t resist my good looks, my style, my charm…and my unflinching ability to listen to Taylor Swift.”
30.“I don’t want to face my future without you.”
31.“Jeremy: Give me a stake. I’ll kill Damon right now.
Damon: Easy, Van Helsing.”
32.“Meredith: Tell me that is not a bomb.
Damon: Okay, it’s a kitten. It’s an adorable, exploding kitten!”
33.“Damon to Jeremy: I don’t do the big brother thing very well, so I don’t have any milk and cookies to offer you.
Damon to Stefan: Have I told you lately how much I appreciate you not being the dumbest brother on Earth?”
34.“Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me, forever.”

Damon Salvatore quotes
35.”[Damon opens door to Elena]
Damon: Good morning to you, little miss I’m on a mission.
Elena: How can you be so arrogant and glip after everything that you have done.
Damon:  And how can you be so brave and stupid to call a vampire arrogant and glip.
Elena: If you wanted me dead I would be dead.
Damon: Yes you would.
Elena: But I’m not.
Damon: Yet.”
36.“Damon: Are you mimicking me?
Stefan: Yes Stefan and I can go back to my routine of how I can destroy Stefan’s life this week.
Damon: And I can go back to sulking, Elena-longing and Forehead-brooding… this is fun I like this.”
37.“Logan: I can’t get into my house because my foot won’t go through the door.
Damon: You have to be invited in.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: Oh that sucks.”
38.“Elena: I found my birth mother.
Damon: “Who cares she left you, she sucks.”
39.“Elena: Pull over! I mean it Damon; pull over!
Damon: Ugggh you were so much more fun when you were asleep.”
40.“Put the damn crossbow down, Pocahontas.”
41.“Katherine: Bad day?
Damon: Bad century.”
42.“Am I wearing my ‘I blew up the council’ t-shirt? Why does everybody keep asking me that?”
43.“Yoo hoo. Anybody home? Big bad vampire out here.”
44.“If I see something I haven’t seen before, I’ll throw a dollar at it.”
45.“I wanted to feel something again. And when I decided to come back home, it all came rushing back, just like I hoped it would.”
46.“You know what? I don’t want her to be happy. I want her to be miserable, just like I am.”
47.“John: You haven’t returned any of my calls.
Damon: Most people would take that as a hint”
48.“You know what’s real? The way you felt for me. You once told me it was the most real thing you ever felt in your life.”
49.“We both know the closest you’ll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.”
50.“You can’t just sit there and wait for life to come to you, you have to go get it.”
51.“You’re not gonna be doing much of anything if you don’t have your strength. There’s nothing wrong with partaking in a healthy diet of human blood from a blood bank. You’re not actually killing anyone.”
52.“He has no idea what normal is—his entire existence isn’t normal. Normal to a vampire is drinking human blood, but he’s spent all this time fighting it, when he should have been learning how to control it. And now it’s controlling him, instead.”
53.“You confuse me for someone with remorse.”
54.“Humanity’s not all it’s cracked up to be.”
55.“I’ve been in love. It’s painful, pointless, and overrated.”

Damon Salvatore | The Best of HUMOR (S1-S8)

If you are looking for something to put a smile on your face, here are some of the best moments of Damon Salvatore (Ian Somerhalder) from Season 1 to Season 8 of the famous TV series. The guy and his humor is considered one of the best traits by his fans.

Summary

Damon may be a fictional character but his words are grand and exude elaborate meaning for the audiences. For many people, the lines he has uttered whether they are in the book or in the TV show become stuck in their heads. For some, it can even impact a part of their lives. Characters today have the influence to do that and this is not a bad thing at all.

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