One of the best gifts parents give to their children is in the form of siblings. Siblings relationship is very interesting and unique. They are your entertainment for your life, your secret keeper but sometimes spoilers too.
The relationship is strongest of all. It’s not just about showing love but about facing your parents together, sharing everything, fighting over small things and a little competitive to be the best kid of their parents.
All kind of siblings combinations like younger or elder and brother or sister they all are different but beautiful with lots of humor in their own way. And before you get adults and get busy in your life, these funny sibling quotes will always refresh your memories with your siblings. Why not read these funny quotes with your siblings and laugh together.
Let the following funny sibling quotes to bring you back to the life with your sisters and brothers.
Funny Sibling Quotes To Make You Laugh and Bring You Closer
1.“If you mess with the elder sister, there is a younger, crazier sister behind her, that’s who you don’t want to mess with.” – Rick Mercer
2.“People say my brother and I look alike. When it’s a compliment, he looks like me. When it’s not, I look like him.” – Unknown
3.“What do you call your brother when he looks like a Ken doll? Broken!” – Unknown
4.“We are sisters, if I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.” – Janice Reynolds
5.“Sisters don’t need words to communicate. They have perfected a language of smirks, smiles, frowns, and winks.” – Pam Brown
6.“I may fight with my siblings. But once you lay a finger on them, you’ll be facing me.” – Abby Slater
7.“I’m the big sister, no questions, no arguments. We will just the things my way.” – Ruth Gomez
8.“Just remember if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English.” – Etsi
9.“Today let’s see if we can make mom go completely crazy. We were so close yesterday.” – Natalie Evans
10.“Sisters are like fat thighs, they stick together.” – Nicole M Norton
11.“At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have plenty of them.” – Ken Wheaton
12.“One birthday I asked my parents to get me a monkey doll to play with and they gave me a brother.” – Anonymous
13.“Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were 5.” – Pam Brown
14.”Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.” – Unknown
15.“There are many benefits of being related to me. For example, I’m your sibling, you are welcome !” – Sheylbylyn
16.“The moment when a guy you don’t know posts ‘I love you’ on your sister’s facebook wall and you are like, ‘I’m watching you.’” – Unknown
17.“A sister smiles when one tells stories- for she knows where the decoration has been added.” – Chirs Montaigne
18.“My brother has the coolest sister. I’m just saying.” – Leslie Nevala
19.“There is always a little boy inside the man who is my brother. Oh, how I hated the little boy. And how I love him too.” – Anna Quindlen
20.“You are my brother, you are adopted. Don’t tell a mother that know this because she told me this is a secret.” – Unknown
21.“Happiness is annoying elder sister my being taller than her.” – Bethany K
22.“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows where have you been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine
23.“We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.” – Martin Luther King Jr.
24.“Happiness is having a younger brother, who is taller than you.” – Ibeebz
25.“Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.” – Louise Gluck
26.“Older siblings are the only people who will pick you on for their own entertainment and beat-up anyone else who tries.” – Joann Winn
27.“Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore.” – Hindu Proverb
28.“When a brother and sister stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against them?” – Pan Brown
29.“Sisters are splendid and incredible siblings who tower our life with exuberance and responsiveness all the time.” – JD Ghai
30.“Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.” – Pan Brown
31.“ ‘Unless your name is google stop acting like you know everything’, every insecure elder brother every.” – Unknown
32.“I’m a nice person until you annoy my sister.” – Marc Brown
33.“ Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.” – Brandy Norwood
34.“I grew up with a younger brother, so I can get pretty rowdy.” – Sarah Wynter
35.“Growing up with an elder brother is a roller coaster ride with lots of surprises in between.” – Unknown
36.“Every year on my brother’s birthday I realize how strong I am that I have survived with one more year.” – Anonymous
37.“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” – Sam Levenson
38.“No matter how much your brother wants you to leave him alone all your life, he is the who cries the most when you leave the house for your man.” – Anonymous
39.“I grew up with elder brother and that’s how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope
40.“When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.” – Antisthenes
41.“It takes two men with lots of mischievous memories to become brothers.” – Israel Zangwill
42.“Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.” – James Patterson
43.“ I don’t get how people grow out strong without having elder siblings.” – Odyssey
44.“There is no fun companion equivalent to a brother.” – Anonymous
45.“I asked my parents to get me a pet, they got me a brother.” – Anonymous
46.“ ‘Let’s go hand in hand, not one before another’ siblings after breaking something expensive.” – Anonymous
47.“Everyone knows that if you have got a brother, you are going to fight.” – Liam Gallagher
48.“Being her elder brother is my responsibility to irritate the hell out of her but not let others do the same.” – Anthony Chandler
49.“It snowed yesterday, I made a snowman. My brother knocked him down, I knocked my brother down and then we had a tea together.” – George Howe Colt
50.“You are a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn’t even have the decency to have!” – Groucho Marx
51.“You don’t’ choose your siblings. They are god’s gift to you as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu
52.”Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.” – Linda Sunshine
53.”The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.” – Garrison Keillor
54.”Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” – Sam Levenson
55.”I think I’m funny because of my family, my siblings were funny.” – Martin Short
56.”Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were.” – Betsy Z. Cohen
57.”They say that no matter how old you become when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.” – Karen White
58.”I loved performing, I was always trying to impress my siblings by being a clown. I think that came from being the runt of the litter.” – Rose Byrne
59.”The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.” – Jane Austen
60.”Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister.” – Better Midler
61.”I have siblings. And there are certain things I know that I can push their buttons. And they know they have certain things where they can push mine.” – Emily Filloramo
62.”You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray
63.”The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.” – Robert Brault
64.”That’s the way it is with firstborns. Mom and Dad may think they’re in charge, but the firstborn knows better, and so does the youngest sibling.” – Kevin Leman
65.”Sibling relationships are complicated. All family relationships are. Look at Hamlet.” – Maurice Saatchi
66.”In the sibling society, both the adult and the elder get lost, and no one knows where they are.” – Robert Byl
67.”Siblings tend not to care much about boundaries and borders. Having worn each others’ T-shirts, it’s unlikely that they’d go to war over a border.” – Robert Bly
68.”A long time ago, I had an idea to make a book for preschoolers who had older siblings who were going to school.” – Lynne Rae Perkins
69.“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.” – Daniel Handler
70.“What strange creatures brothers are!” – Jane Austen
71.“Sometimes siblings can get in each other’s space.” – Gisele Bundchen
72.“What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.” – Esther M. Friesner
73.“I’ve been the oldest child since before you were born.” – E.L.Kongsburg
74.“The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.” – Chloe Grace Moretz
75.”Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often the hard way.” – Pamela Dugdale
76.”Like branches on a tree we grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other.” – Anonymous
77.”A sibling may be the keeper of one’s identity, the only person with the keys to one’s unfettered, more fundamental self.” – Marian Sandmaier
78.”First a brother, then a bother, now a friend.” – Anonymous
79.“There’s no other love like the love for a brother.” – Astrid Alauda
80.“Be nice to your siblings, they are your best link to your past and the most likely to your stay in your future.” – Baz Luhrmann
81.“Who need superheroes when you have brothers.” – Mihran Kalaydijan
82.“There is no success you can celebrate more than the success of brother.” – Diego Luna
83.“Big brother is watching you.” – George Orwell
84.“You think I’m crazy? Meet my sister.” – Ginny Meadows
85.“I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.” – Sarah H.
Conclusion
No matter how much we fight with them, argue and hit each other we always love them. They give us memories, jokes, and entertainment for the rest of our life.
These funny sibling quotes covered all the emotions in a sibling’s relationship. Hope you want to go and hug your sibling after reading them. Because they are the closest person to us. There is nothing more memorable than having a brother/sister to make nuisance and spend time with during your childhood.
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