85 Funny Sibling Quotes To Strengthen Your Sibling Relationship

One of the best gifts parents give to their children is in the form of siblings. Siblings relationship is very interesting and unique. They are your entertainment for your life, your secret keeper but sometimes spoilers too.

The relationship is strongest of all. It’s not just about showing love but about facing your parents together, sharing everything, fighting over small things and a little competitive to be the best kid of their parents.

All kind of siblings combinations like younger or elder and brother or sister they all are different but beautiful with lots of humor in their own way. And before you get adults and get busy in your life, these funny sibling quotes will always refresh your memories with your siblings. Why not read these funny quotes with your siblings and laugh together.

Let the following funny sibling quotes to bring you back to the life with your sisters and brothers.

Funny Sibling Quotes To Make You Laugh and Bring You Closer

1.“If you mess with the elder sister, there is a younger, crazier sister behind her, that’s who you don’t want to mess with.” – Rick Mercer

2.“People say my brother and I look alike. When it’s a compliment, he looks like me. When it’s not, I look like him.” – Unknown

3.“What do you call your brother when he looks like a Ken doll? Broken!” – Unknown

4.“We are sisters, if I am mad at someone, you are mad at them too. End of story.” – Janice Reynolds

5.“Sisters don’t need words to communicate. They have perfected a language of smirks, smiles, frowns, and winks.” – Pam Brown

6.“I may fight with my siblings. But once you lay a finger on them, you’ll be facing me.” – Abby Slater

7.“I’m the big sister, no questions, no arguments. We will just the things my way.” – Ruth Gomez

8.“Just remember if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English.” – Etsi

9.“Today let’s see if we can make mom go completely crazy. We were so close yesterday.” – Natalie Evans

10.“Sisters are like fat thighs, they stick together.” – Nicole M Norton

11.“At this point, none of us are sure why we fight. We’re sisters. We need no good reason to fight, even though we have plenty of them.” – Ken Wheaton

12.“One birthday I asked my parents to get me a monkey doll to play with and they gave me a brother.” – Anonymous

13.“Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were 5.” – Pam Brown

14.”Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.” – Unknown

15.“There are many benefits of being related to me. For example, I’m your sibling, you are welcome !” – Sheylbylyn

16.“The moment when a guy you don’t know posts ‘I love you’ on your sister’s facebook wall and you are like, ‘I’m watching you.’” – Unknown

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17.“A sister smiles when one tells stories- for she knows where the decoration has been added.” – Chirs Montaigne

18.“My brother has the coolest sister. I’m just saying.” – Leslie Nevala

19.“There is always a little boy inside the man who is my brother. Oh, how I hated the little boy. And how I love him too.” – Anna Quindlen

20.“You are my brother, you are adopted. Don’t tell a mother that know this because she told me this is a secret.” – Unknown

21.“Happiness is annoying elder sister my being taller than her.” – Bethany K

22.“More than Santa Claus, your sister knows where have you been bad and good.” – Linda Sunshine

23.“We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.” – Martin Luther King Jr.

24.“Happiness is having a younger brother, who is taller than you.” – Ibeebz

25.“Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer.” – Louise Gluck

26.“Older siblings are the only people who will pick you on for their own entertainment and beat-up anyone else who tries.” – Joann Winn

27.“Help your brother’s boat across, and your own will reach the shore.” – Hindu Proverb

28.“When a brother and sister stand shoulder to shoulder, who stands a chance against them?” – Pan Brown

29.“Sisters are splendid and incredible siblings who tower our life with exuberance and responsiveness all the time.” – JD Ghai

30.“Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.” – Pan Brown

31.“ ‘Unless your name is google stop acting like you know everything’, every insecure elder brother every.” – Unknown

32.“I’m a nice person until you annoy my sister.” – Marc Brown

33.“ Nothing can stop me from loving my brother.” – Brandy Norwood

34.“I grew up with a younger brother, so I can get pretty rowdy.” – Sarah Wynter

35.“Growing up with an elder brother is a roller coaster ride with lots of surprises in between.” – Unknown

36.“Every year on my brother’s birthday I realize how strong I am that I have survived with one more year.” – Anonymous

37.“If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.” – Sam Levenson

38.“No matter how much your brother wants you to leave him alone all your life, he is the who cries the most when you leave the house for your man.” – Anonymous

39.“I grew up with elder brother and that’s how I learned to dance waiting for the bathroom.” – Bob Hope

40.“When brothers agree, no fortress is so strong as their common life.” – Antisthenes

41.“It takes two men with lots of mischievous memories to become brothers.” – Israel Zangwill

42.“Half the time when brothers wrestle, it’s just an excuse to hug each other.” – James Patterson

43.“ I don’t get how people grow out strong without having elder siblings.” – Odyssey

44.“There is no fun companion equivalent to a brother.” – Anonymous

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45.“I asked my parents to get me a pet, they got me a brother.” – Anonymous

46.“ ‘Let’s go hand in hand, not one before another’ siblings after breaking something expensive.” – Anonymous

47.“Everyone knows that if you have got a brother, you are going to fight.” – Liam Gallagher

48.“Being her elder brother is my responsibility to irritate the hell out of her but not let others do the same.” – Anthony Chandler

49.“It snowed yesterday, I made a snowman. My brother knocked him down, I knocked my brother down and then we had a tea together.” – George Howe Colt

50.“You are a great brother. You give us a heart attack worrying about your heart attack, which you didn’t even have the decency to have!” – Groucho Marx

51.“You don’t’ choose your siblings. They are god’s gift to you as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu

52.”Your sister is the only creature on earth who shares your heritage, history, environment, DNA, bone structure, and contempt for stupid Aunt Gertie.” – Linda Sunshine

53.”The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.” – Garrison Keillor

54.”Siblings: children of the same parents, each of whom is perfectly normal until they get together.” – Sam Levenson

55.”I think I’m funny because of my family, my siblings were funny.” – Martin Short

56.”Your siblings are the only people in the world who know what it’s like to have been brought up the way you were.” – Betsy Z. Cohen

57.”They say that no matter how old you become when you are with your siblings, you revert back to childhood.” – Karen White

58.”I loved performing, I was always trying to impress my siblings by being a clown. I think that came from being the runt of the litter.” – Rose Byrne

59.”The younger brother must help to pay for the pleasures of the elder.” – Jane Austen

60.”Lord help the mister that comes between me and my sister.” – Better Midler

61.”I have siblings. And there are certain things I know that I can push their buttons. And they know they have certain things where they can push mine.” – Emily Filloramo

62.”You can kid the world, but not your sister.” – Charlotte Gray

63.”The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions.” – Robert Brault

64.”That’s the way it is with firstborns. Mom and Dad may think they’re in charge, but the firstborn knows better, and so does the youngest sibling.” – Kevin Leman

65.”Sibling relationships are complicated. All family relationships are. Look at Hamlet.” – Maurice Saatchi

66.”In the sibling society, both the adult and the elder get lost, and no one knows where they are.” – Robert Byl

67.”Siblings tend not to care much about boundaries and borders. Having worn each others’ T-shirts, it’s unlikely that they’d go to war over a border.” – Robert Bly

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68.”A long time ago, I had an idea to make a book for preschoolers who had older siblings who were going to school.” – Lynne Rae Perkins

69.“Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something.” – Daniel Handler

70.“What strange creatures brothers are!” – Jane Austen

71.“Sometimes siblings can get in each other’s space.” – Gisele Bundchen

72.“What brothers say to tease their sisters has nothing to do with what they really think of them.” – Esther M. Friesner

73.“I’ve been the oldest child since before you were born.” – E.L.Kongsburg

74.“The best thing about having four big brothers is you always have someone to do something for you.” – Chloe Grace Moretz

75.”Siblings are the people we practice on, the people who teach us about fairness and cooperation and kindness and caring quite often the hard way.” – Pamela Dugdale

76.”Like branches on a tree we grow in different directions yet our roots remain as one. Each of our lives will always be a special part of the other.” – Anonymous

77.”A sibling may be the keeper of one’s identity, the only person with the keys to one’s unfettered, more fundamental self.” – Marian Sandmaier

78.”First a brother, then a bother, now a friend.” – Anonymous

79.“There’s no other love like the love for a brother.” – Astrid Alauda

80.“Be nice to your siblings, they are your best link to your past and the most likely to your stay in your future.” – Baz Luhrmann

81.“Who need superheroes when you have brothers.” – Mihran Kalaydijan

82.“There is no success you can celebrate more than the success of brother.” – Diego Luna

83.“Big brother is watching you.” – George Orwell

84.“You think I’m crazy? Meet my sister.” – Ginny Meadows

85.“I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.” – Sarah H.


No matter how much we fight with them, argue and hit each other we always love them. They give us memories, jokes, and entertainment for the rest of our life.

These funny sibling quotes covered all the emotions in a sibling’s relationship. Hope you want to go and hug your sibling after reading them. Because they are the closest person to us. There is nothing more memorable than having a brother/sister to make nuisance and spend time with during your childhood.

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