80 of the Funniest Yoga Quotes

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We all know that practicing yoga is a healthy way to relax, reduce stress and help relieve some of that built up tension. Laughter can also supply all of those things as well. There is actually such a thing as ‘laughter yoga’, in which a yoga class sits together and uses laughter as an exercise. Practicing laughs may be forced at first but soon that laughter will turn into spontaneous laughter.

Yoga is about relaxation, releasing tension, becoming aware of yourself, peacefulness, and all of those things and yoga should be taken seriously but sometimes it’s good to just have a laugh and find the humor.

Below are the best funny yoga quotes that can be found on the internet. These funny yoga quotes are sure to get a giggle out of you or at least put a smile on your face.

Funny Yoga Quotes

  1. “Rolling with my OMies.” – Unknown
  2. “Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” – Adam Levine
  3. “Yoga keeps me calm so you can carry on.” – Unknown
  4. “A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” – Terri Guillemets
  5. “Any yoga I do is ‘hot yoga.’ Just sayin’.” – Unknown
  6. “You’ve mastered a selfie, now become a yogi and master yourself.” – Unknown
  7. “Yoga is not about tightening your *ss. It’s about getting your head out of it.” – Eric Paskel
  8. “Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
  9. “The last time I opened my chakra, so I could feel my peace, I got thrown right out of the pub.” – Terri Guillemets
  10. “Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” – Unknown
  11. “Sometimes in yoga, I feel like a graceful swan. Other times, I feel like a baby giraffe learning to use its legs.” – Unknown
  12. “Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” – Unknown
  13. “I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own *ss if necessary.” – Unknown
  14. “What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.” – Unknown
  15. “Yoga? Humour? Hmmmm… I think it’s a stretch!” – Unknown
  16. “See! Levitation is easy if we all just keep our heads on the ground.” - Anthony T. Hincks
  17. “The pose begins when you want to leave it.” – Baron Baptiste
  18. “At my first yoga class, and super excited because everyone has a nap mat.” – Unknown
  19. “All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” – Rory Freedman
  20. “You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
  21. “Yoga may look peaceful and calming, but even Arnold Schwarzenegger would have trouble breathing after twenty ‘surya namaskars’ in a row.” – Kareena Kapoor Khan
  22. “Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” – Sting
  23. “No chapattis. No strength.” – Sharath Rangaswamy
  24. “Sometimes you need yoga. Sometimes you need a beer. Sometimes you need both.” – Unknown
  25. “Yoga adds years to your life and life to your years.” – Unknown
  26. “If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” – Unknown
  27. “A Zen master once said to me, ‘Do the opposite of whatever I tell you.’ So, I didn’t.” – Unknown
  28. “Yoga is kind of like a taco. Your shell will break, it may be messy at times but getting to the good stuff is totally worth it.” – Unknown
  29. “I’ve started doing Bikram yoga. You’re in a boiling hot room, bending over pretending to be a locust, you can’t do that at the gym.” – Bill Bailey
  30. “I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
  31. “When you hear your inner voice, forget it.” – Hyoen Sahn
  32. “It’s funny when people think ‘yoga people’ are supposed to be calm. No. We’re all here because we’re nuts!” – Unknown
  33. “The yoga mat is a good place to turn when talk therapy and antidepressants aren’t enough.” – Amy Weintraub
  34. “You know how every model is like, ‘I do yoga.’ Well, I find horses have the same effect.” – Bella Hadid
  35. “Some days you eat salads and go do yoga. Some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It’s all about balance.” – Unknown
  36. “Enlightenment comes when your third eye is at one with your turd eye, so you can see through your own sh*t.” – Christopher Wynter
  37. “Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” – Unknown
  38. “Body type: Does yoga but definitely likes doughnuts.” – Unknown
  39. “If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” – Unknown
  40. “I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
  41. “How much ego do you need? Just so much that you don’t step in front of a bus.” – Shunryu Suzuki
  42. “Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
  43. “I do yoga to burn off the crazy.” – Unknown
  44. “The word f*ck is a form of meditation. The more you exercise it, the more your throat chakra clears.” – Unknown
  45. “I gained nothing at all from Supreme Enlightenment, and for that very reason it is called Supreme Enlightenment.” – Gautama Buddha
  46. “I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” – Unknown
  47. “I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” – Werner Herzog
  48. “Talk to me when your chakras are aligned.” – Unknown
  49. “I like the posture, but not the yoga.” – Roman Payne
  50. “You don’t have to be flexible to do yoga. You just have to be willing to shake the dust off and see what happens” – David Good
  51. “Yogasm: That feeling of bliss when you’re done working your *ss at yoga.” – Unknown
  52. “Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” – Unknown
  53. “I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
  54. “To relieve stress I do yoga. Kidding, I drink wine in my yoga pants.” – Unknown
  55. “I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” – Jillian Michaels
  56. “Yoga and Meditation – Because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” – Unknown
  57. “Yoga is the fountain of youth. You’re only as young as your spine is flexible.” – Bob Harper
  58. “Yoga has been done for thousands of years and if people keep doing it, it must mean it works.” – Hector Bellerin
  59. “‘I really regret going to yoga today’ said no one ever.” – Unknown
  60. “Smiling is mouth yoga.” – Thich Nhat Hanh
  61. “Please grant me the coffee to change the things I can and the yoga to accept the things I cannot.” – Unknown
  62. “I’m not napping. This is savasana!” – Unknown
  63. “These are my principles. If you don’t like them, I have others.” – Groucho Marx
  64. “A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” – Emma Mildon
  65. “I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
  66. “Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
  67. “In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.” – Douglas Adams
  68. “Yoga is the practice of tolerating the consequences of being yourself.” – Bhagavad Gita
  69. “When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” – Britney Spears
  70. “My yoga mat is a magic carpet. When I’m on it I discover places I never knew existed.” – Unknown
  71. “For nearly every challenging moment in life, there’s a yoga pose to help you feel better.” – Mandy Ingber
  72. “Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
  73. “At any Maroon 5 concert, you’ll see a room backstage marked ‘yoga.’” – Adam Levine
  74. “I stay in shape by doing yoga two or three times a week. By ‘doing yoga’ I mean shaving my legs.” – Unknown
  75. “I’ve done yoga, and it’s fun, but I’m not the kind of person that can wake up and do it every morning. It’s like, I have to be in the mood.” – Lily-Rose Depp
  76. “Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
  77. “Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head.” – Swami Satchidananda
  78. “I have to tell you, it’s very boring, but before I did yoga, I was a stand-up comedian who can’t stand up. And now I can stand on my head.” – Maysoon Zayid
  79. “Man who doesn’t have strength can practice. Except lazy people; lazy people can’t practice Ashtanga yoga.” – Sri Krishna Pattabhi Jois
  80. “When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown

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Summary

Sharing these quotes with your yoga class can actually help them in their practice. Sending these quotes to your yoga students or hanging them in your yoga classrooms can provide a laugh that somebody may need to help loosen them up and could allow them to be more relaxed.

These quotes might be funny but some of them may even be extremely relatable. Maybe even having a little bit of laughter from these quotes might help you get you, your friend, or family member through the day.

 

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