Naughty in definition breaks down to being flirty, disobedient, behaving badly, being rude or being indecent. The word naughty is typically referred to as a s*xual term commonly used to define a woman’s actions but can also be defining a man’s actions as well.
People say naughty things to each other in a joking manner, in a flirty manner and in a downright naughty manner. Children can be naughty by misbehaving, being disobedient, or being disrespectful but this list of quotes is not very ‘kid friendly’.
Naughty Quotes
These quotes are made up of the best dirty minded and naughty quotes to be found on the internet.
- “I can’t stop sucking on lollipops today for some reason…” – Unknown
- “My ideal body weight is yours on mine.” – Unknown
- “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan
- “I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.” – Kylie Minogue
- “I’m only naughty when I have to be.” – Michelle McCool
- “She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” – Dorothy Parker
- “You are in my inappropriate thoughts.” – Unknown
- “Feel free to use kisses as a method to shut me up anytime.” – Unknown
- “I love everything about you. The only thing, which bothers me, is your clothes. Take them off.” – Unknown
- “I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do, that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.” – Diane Arbus
- “Gemini women can be very good yet very naughty at the same time.” – Unknown
- “Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.” – Rachel Johnson
- “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West, Wit & Wisdom of Mae West
- “I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you. I am a Coach.” – Unknown
- “Tease me until I am begging for it.” – Unknown
- “I miss you. I wish you were here, next to me. Naked, of course.” – Unknown
- “A girl’s legs are her best friends…but even the best of friends must part.” – Redd Foxx
- Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder
- “Curly hair is not just a hairstyle: it’s kind of a lifestyle. There is something really free and careless about it and loose and kind of naughty. I love it.” – Inbar Lavi
- “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.” – Groucho Marx
- “Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.” – Unknown
- “I just love feeling your body enjoying everything I do.” – Unknown
- “You are a cold queen in public and in private, you become my little naughty girl.” – Unknown
- “If goodness is its own reward, shouldn’t we get a little something for being naughty?” – Lauren Bacall
- “Just because I look s*xy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.” – Britney Spears
- “A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.” – Celia Imrie
- “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” – Mae West
- “Were you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a c*ck!” – Unknown
- “I have a deep desire to know how much your body can take. To let those sensations take control of you. To have you exposed and bare. To just make you feel and not resist.” – Unknown
- “Darling, all I want is to be irresistibly desired by you.” – Unknown
- “Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” – Robert Rubin
- “Stressed out uptight, over worked wound up. Unleash what you got let’s explore your naughty side.” – Robin Thicke
- “I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I’m still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.” – Jessie J
- “Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.” – Mae West
- “You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.” – Unknown
- “Can’t wait to feel you inside me” – Unknown
- “You’ve got new pants. I like them! Can I test the zipper?” – Unknown
- “And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?” – Marquis de Sade
- “How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.” – William Shakespeare
- “I just think Christmas is a time to embrace all the naughty little things.” – Jade Thirlwall
- “Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” – Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse
- “How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?” – Unknown
- “A woman who is confident when she’s on top is f*cking s*xy” – Unknown
- “The most productive thing I’ve done today is dreaming about you naked.” – Unknown
- “I’m a naughty sweetheart.” – Jessica Simpson
- “I’m doing naughty things, I’m drinking too much, I’m going to clubs. It really didn’t matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn’t let their kids hang out with me.” – Macaulay Culkin
- “Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.” – Shirley Manson
- “When women go wrong, men go right after them.” – Mae West
- “My name is (name) remember that you’ll be screaming it later.” – Unknown
- “I think about you a little more than I should.” – Unknown
- “You are in my heart, in my soul, and in my inappropriate thoughts.” – Unknown
- “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.” – Jerry Lawler
- “Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I’d go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him.” – John Grisham
- “Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.” – Kenneth Branagh
- “Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!” – Groucho Marx
- “Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?” – Unknown
- “It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always f*cking s*xy.” – Unknown
- “All I can think about when we are together is about your body on mine.” – Unknown
- “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.” – Chauncey Depew
- “I can be a lover, a player, a flirt. But that’s just not my style…I’m nothing but a good person, with a naughty sweet innocent smile.” – Unknown
- “As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I’m interested in being naughty and edgy.” – Judy Reyes
- “The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea with you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.” – Dylan Thomas, Under Milk Wood
- “If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.” – Unknown
- “I’m going to drain your balls tonight.” – Unknown
- “It’s been a long day… All I need is your hugs, which you’ll give me in bed.” – Unknown
- “I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and bad*ss, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!” – Dreama Walker
- “From a very young age I was flagrantly disobedient. I got involved in anything that was naughty. I wanted to explore all the dark corners of the world, partly to see if I could control it.” – Tom Hardy
- “I had a kiss with Raquel Welch’s daughter, she was a very naughty kisser.” – Hugh Grant
- “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” – George Burns
- “I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.” – Unknown
- “Can you get off early today? I need to see you. In our bed. Naked. Right now.” – Unknown
- “I love all facets of your personality, but I should admit that your wild side is my favorite.” – Unknown
- “An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.” – Alex Comfort
Summary
Relationships go through a rough patch every now and then, but being fun and showing your partner that you still care and still wanna be naughty with them can possibly help you through those rough patches.
It may be fun to send a couple of these naughty quotes to your boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife to give them a laugh and maybe even lure them to the bedroom. Even if you aren’t going through a rough patch, your partner may appreciate the naughty things you say to them.
Also, you could use a couple of these to send to your friends, but be careful which ones you send, they might end up wanting to leave the ‘friend zone’.
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