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73 of the Naughtiest Quotes

73 of the Naughtiest Quotes

Naughty in definition breaks down to being flirty, disobedient, behaving badly, being rude or being indecent. The word naughty is typically referred to as a s*xual term commonly used to define a woman’s actions but can also be defining a man’s actions as well.

People say naughty things to each other in a joking manner, in a flirty manner and in a downright naughty manner. Children can be naughty by misbehaving, being disobedient, or being disrespectful but this list of quotes is not very ‘kid friendly’.

Naughty Quotes

These quotes are made up of the best dirty minded and naughty quotes to be found on the internet.

  1. “I can’t stop sucking on lollipops today for some reason…” – Unknown
  2. “My ideal body weight is yours on mine.” – Unknown
  3. “Let’s be naughty and save Santa the trip.” – Gary Allan
  4. “I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.” – Kylie Minogue
  5. “I’m only naughty when I have to be.” – Michelle McCool
  6. “She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.” – Dorothy Parker
  7. “You are in my inappropriate thoughts.” – Unknown
  8. “Feel free to use kisses as a method to shut me up anytime.” – Unknown
  9. “I love everything about you. The only thing, which bothers me, is your clothes. Take them off.” – Unknown
  10. “I always thought of photography as a naughty thing to do, that was one of my favorite things about it, and when I first did it, I felt very perverse.” – Diane Arbus
  11. “Gemini women can be very good yet very naughty at the same time.” – Unknown
  12. “Of course I’m naughty. I’ve always had to compete for attention, you see.” – Rachel Johnson
  13. “Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.” – Mae West, Wit & Wisdom of Mae West
  14. “I heard you are a player. Nice to meet you. I am a Coach.” – Unknown
  15. “Tease me until I am begging for it.” – Unknown
  16. “I miss you. I wish you were here, next to me. Naked, of course.” – Unknown
  17. “A girl’s legs are her best friends…but even the best of friends must part.” – Redd Foxx
  18. Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go and on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens.” – Laura Ingalls Wilder
  19. “Curly hair is not just a hairstyle: it’s kind of a lifestyle. There is something really free and careless about it and loose and kind of naughty. I love it.” – Inbar Lavi
  20. “Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.” – Groucho Marx
  21. “Let’s play Titanic, you’ll be the ocean and I’ll go down on you.” – Unknown
  22. “I just love feeling your body enjoying everything I do.” – Unknown
  23. “You are a cold queen in public and in private, you become my little naughty girl.” – Unknown
  24. “If goodness is its own reward, shouldn’t we get a little something for being naughty?” – Lauren Bacall
  25. “Just because I look s*xy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.” – Britney Spears
  26. “A ‘naughty pickle’ is how I’d best describe myself. I think fun and laughter is the whole point of life.” – Celia Imrie
  27. “Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” – Mae West
  28. “Were you born on a farm? Cause you sure know how to raise a c*ck!” – Unknown
  29. “I have a deep desire to know how much your body can take. To let those sensations take control of you. To have you exposed and bare. To just make you feel and not resist.” – Unknown
  30. “Darling, all I want is to be irresistibly desired by you.” – Unknown
  31. “Condoms aren’t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus.” – Robert Rubin
  32. “Stressed out uptight, over worked wound up. Unleash what you got let’s explore your naughty side.” – Robin Thicke
  33. “I might put a nicer pair of heels on and a cooler outfit, but I’m still that naughty girl who likes a slice of cheesecake on my day off.” – Jessie J
  34. “Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I’d have to give it up.” – Mae West
  35. “You must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a foot long.” – Unknown
  36. “Can’t wait to feel you inside me” – Unknown
  37. “You’ve got new pants. I like them! Can I test the zipper?” – Unknown
  38. “And if I were a naughty little boy, the idea is to spank me into good behavior?” – Marquis de Sade
  39. “How far that little candle throws its beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world.” – William Shakespeare
  40. “I just think Christmas is a time to embrace all the naughty little things.” – Jade Thirlwall
  41. “Of course, you’d warm up faster if you took your clothes off.” – Stephenie Meyer, Eclipse
  42. “How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?” – Unknown
  43. “A woman who is confident when she’s on top is f*cking s*xy” – Unknown
  44. “The most productive thing I’ve done today is dreaming about you naked.” – Unknown
  45. “I’m a naughty sweetheart.” – Jessica Simpson
  46. “I’m doing naughty things, I’m drinking too much, I’m going to clubs. It really didn’t matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn’t let their kids hang out with me.” – Macaulay Culkin
  47. “Mozart was a punk, which people seem to forget. He was a naughty, naughty boy.” – Shirley Manson
  48. “When women go wrong, men go right after them.” – Mae West
  49. “My name is (name) remember that you’ll be screaming it later.” – Unknown
  50. “I think about you a little more than I should.” – Unknown
  51. “You are in my heart, in my soul, and in my inappropriate thoughts.” – Unknown
  52. “Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.” – Jerry Lawler
  53. “Right from the start, I loved the works of Mark Twain. Every time I read about Tom Sawyer, I’d go out and do something low-level naughty, just like him.” – John Grisham
  54. “Actors are the best and the worst of people. They’re like kids. When they’re good, they’re very very good. When they’re bad they’re very very naughty.” – Kenneth Branagh
  55. “Here’s to our wives and girlfriends…may they never meet!” – Groucho Marx
  56. “Could I touch your belly button.. from the inside?” – Unknown
  57. “It’s not that I’m horny all the time. It’s just that you’re always f*cking s*xy.” – Unknown
  58. “All I can think about when we are together is about your body on mine.” – Unknown
  59. “A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.” – Chauncey Depew
  60. “I can be a lover, a player, a flirt. But that’s just not my style…I’m nothing but a good person, with a naughty sweet innocent smile.” – Unknown
  61. “As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I’m interested in being naughty and edgy.” – Judy Reyes
  62. “The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea with you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.” – Dylan Thomas, Under Milk Wood
  63. “If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine.” – Unknown
  64. “I’m going to drain your balls tonight.” – Unknown
  65. “It’s been a long day… All I need is your hugs, which you’ll give me in bed.” – Unknown
  66. “I am in love with girls that are bad and naughty and bad*ss, and a little selfish, but I like to watch from a respectful distance!” – Dreama Walker
  67. “From a very young age I was flagrantly disobedient. I got involved in anything that was naughty. I wanted to explore all the dark corners of the world, partly to see if I could control it.” – Tom Hardy
  68. “I had a kiss with Raquel Welch’s daughter, she was a very naughty kisser.” – Hugh Grant
  69. “I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.” – George Burns
  70. “I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.” – Unknown
  71. “Can you get off early today? I need to see you. In our bed. Naked. Right now.” – Unknown
  72. “I love all facets of your personality, but I should admit that your wild side is my favorite.” – Unknown
  73. “An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card.” – Alex Comfort
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Relationships go through a rough patch every now and then, but being fun and showing your partner that you still care and still wanna be naughty with them can possibly help you through those rough patches.

It may be fun to send a couple of these naughty quotes to your boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife to give them a laugh and maybe even lure them to the bedroom. Even if you aren’t going through a rough patch, your partner may appreciate the naughty things you say to them.

Also, you could use a couple of these to send to your friends, but be careful which ones you send, they might end up wanting to leave the ‘friend zone’.