64 of the Greatest Tuesday Quotes

Ahh…You survived Monday, and Tuesday is here. A good bit underrated, Tuesday is the workday when you get into the swing of things and get some serious work done. You can meet with clients, collaborate with coworkers, or celebrate Tuesday with Tacos. Just about anything is possible once you have made it through Monday.

We have decided that Tuesday definitely needs more press. In that spirit, we have collected the 64 best quotes about Tuesday to help you find and maintain your workweek energy. Some are funny, some are inspirational, and some are serious, but they all are Tuesday.

Please offer these quotes to your coworkers to help us in our mission to make Tuesday the most popular day of the workweek. Have a great Tuesday this week!

Tuesday Quotes

  1. “If Tuesday were a movie, it would be called Monday Part:2.”
  2. “Tuesday is the day I actually start the week, Monday I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending.”
  3. “Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.”
  4. “Tuesday isn’t so bad…It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.”
  5. “Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday.” Will Ferrell
  6. “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.”
  7. “Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.”
  8. “Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s ugly cousin.”
  9. “Tuesday’s are really just Monday’s dressed in their Sunday best.”
  10. “A Tuesday after a three day weekend is like a double-whammy Monday!”
  11. “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday.”
  12. “Three positive facts are obvious on Tuesday: Tomorrow allows me another day to demonstrate my worthiness to my employer; it is yet another day to influence those around me with encouragement to handle their own trials; and, it is my day to celebrate each small victory of yesterday.” Byron Pulsifer
  13. “Tuesday: I can’t even see the weekend from here.”
  14. “Tuesday is a huge day.” Ian Mcdougal
  15. “Tuesday: The day to remember all the things that I didn’t get done on Monday and push them off until Wednesday.”
  16. “Tuesday’s child is full of grace.”
  17. “Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is CONSTANTLY filled with chaos, then it’s time to take a look at SELF!” Tracey Edmonds
  18. “Happy Tuesday! You got to admit, at least it sounds better than happy Monday.”
  19. “Monday always passes and there will always be a Tuesday with a beautiful blue sky with few clouds.”
  20. “Today is not just Tuesday, it is Transformation Tuesday. That means that success does not just come to you, you have to go out and get it. So what are you waiting for?”
  21. “Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.”
  22. “I don’t want it good. I want it Tuesday.” Jack L. Warner
  23. “Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.”
  24. “We concentrate so much on anniversaries and birthdays that you forget it’s the Tuesday that’s tough that really counts. Sometimes she just needs some flowers or even just that ear. It’s the little things that count. It’s the regular days of the year that you have to keep your attention on her.” BJ the Chicago Kid
  25. “On this Tuesday, remember that an attitude is contagious so remember to have a good one.”
  26. “Today is Thoughtful Tuesday. Try doing something nice for someone else whether it is a kind gesture or a positive remark.”
  27. “A fresh start, a clean slate, and a lot of potential for great things to come. That is what Tuesdays really are.”
  28. “Tuesday morning is a time to reflect upon what to include in your team meetings; it is your time to deliver words of passion that speak to the dazzling new roads ahead where each person is accountable for their own actions and behaviors; where each day represents a fresh start to be a positive influence; and where self is expressed as unselfishness with each person you meet.” Byron Pulsifer
  29. “It’s TUESDAY! And since it’s CHOOSE DAY: Choose to Smile, Choose to be Happy, Choose to Love, Choose to Bless, Choose to be a Blessing, Choose to be Humble, Choose to be Patient, and Choose to be Kind.
  30. “Tuesdays are a chance for a new beginning and a new perspective, so make them count.”
  31. “Good Morning Tuesday! Wishing you a blooming great day!”
  32. “Tuesday: The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.”
  33. “Good morning Tuesday! Please enter and pour out that shower of blessings into our lives, renew our spirits, our strength, our faith and our hope.”
  34. “Why does February feel like one big Tuesday?” Todd Stocker
  35. “There is a breed of Tuesday in January in which time creeps and no light comes and the air is full of water and nobody really loves anybody” Zadie Smith
  36. “Silence is the invisibility of talking. I’d take half an argument over half a silence any day. And I’d take peace and quiet over a full-blown argument any other day unless it’s Tuesday.” Will Advise
  37. “You may have heard of Black Friday and Cyber Monday. There’s another day you might want to know about: Giving Tuesday. The idea is pretty straightforward. On the Tuesday after Thanksgiving, shoppers take a break from their gift-buying and donate what they can to charity.” Bill Gates
  38. “Tuesday is the affirmation that my goals are being moved another step forward.” Byron Pulsifer
  39. “If you love the work you are doing, then you will love Tuesday!” Catherine Pulsifer
  40. “Tuesday is one of my favorite days; it is the day offered to community service to recognize and meet the needs of others who are unable to do so.” Byron Pulsifer
  41. “A great Tuesday quote to start your day. Have a good one, climb those mountains.”
  42. “You can’t help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn’t spell it right; but spelling isn’t everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn’t count.” A. A. Milne
  43. There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday. Anton Chekhov
  44. “Tuesday is the new Monday.”
  45. “No matter how good you might be in a movie, you’ll never be any better. But in a play, I can be better next Tuesday. That’s the thrill of it.” Kevin Spacey
  46. “It’s been a long week.” Me – in the middle of Tuesday.”
  47. “If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner.” Will Rogers
  48. “TUESDAY Just another word for Monday.”
  49. “Take time to enjoy the wonder and beauty of each moment. Happy Tuesday! “
  50. “Happy Tuesday! Having even one, small positive thought can change the rest of your day for the better.”
  51. “Happy Tuesday. Stay positive. Saying ‘YES’ to HAPPINESS leaves no room for STRESS!”
  52. “Rid yourself of negativity and have a positively Happy Tuesday.”
  53. “Three horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday 2. Tomorrow is not Friday 3. Even the day after tomorrow is not Friday.”
  54. “Today will be a good Tuesday and this morning is going to be an awesome one!”
  55. “Creativity is a highfalutin word for the work I have to do between now and Tuesday.” Ray Kroc
  56. “I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.” Noel Coward
  57. “In my first 100 days, I will make Taco Tuesday the law.” George Lopez
  58. “In college, you had to worry about that math class or this exam that’s coming up on Tuesday, but not in the professionals. You eat, sleep, and do everything related to your craft – and your craft is football. You can be at it from sunup to sundown.” Cam Newton
  59. “I’m not the kind of actor that would know what my character had for breakfast last Tuesday.” Liam Neeson
  60. “Judging by my degradation in the last 24 hours, I’ll be surprised if I make it to Tuesday.” Aron Ralston
  61. “The first day in office I guess is Tuesday, right? God willing, I’ll get sworn in and I won’t blow that.” Phil Murphy
  62. “No matter how successful you are, no matter how good you are at what you do, even if a golden path rolls out in front of your feet your whole life, there will come one particularly bleak Tuesday when you glance over at Facebook and notice that Jen From Down The Hall has just won an Oscar.” Alexandra Petri
  63. “I am not a woman on Monday, an immigrant on Tuesday, a worker on Wednesday, and a mom on Thursday, I am all of those things all of the time, and I am going to fight for all of those things all of the time.” Pramila Jayapal
  64. “I never had an official job, but I did play at a local cantina every Tuesday night, and I babysat a lot.” Michelle Branch
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Video – Tuesday’s Gone (by Lynyrd Skynyrd)

This is a classic video from the 1970’s and accurately captures the American rock scene during that time. What better way to celebrate the end of Tuesday than watching this classic video?



We hope you found some great quotes to inspire you and your coworkers to have a productive Tuesday. As you trudge through Monday this week, remember Tuesday is coming and you will find your groove. Celebrate the greatest day of the work week with your friends and family.

Also see: Quotes about Saturday

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