Don’t like Mondays? We all have been there and know that feeling, don’t we? But needless to say, your attitude towards Monday determines your quality of life for the following week. Waiting around for happy Fridays doesn’t cut it. Optimistic people will view Monday as a new beginning and a new opportunity. No matter what happens before Monday, they will embrace Monday, work hard, and live positively.
Pessimistic people will regard Monday with dread and probably have a less than enjoyable week. People with this mindset fear the arrival of Monday and will treat work and life negatively. No matter what your mindset is right now, take a look at the following Monday quotes, and see what you can use to improve the week ahead..
Look forward to Monday with these Quotes
1.“I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays. I want to return it for another Friday.” – Unknown
2.”Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” – Jarod Kintz
3.“Your Monday gift is ready: open a box with joy, laughter, and happiness.” – Unknown
4.“Monday : the moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in!” – Unknown
5.“It is Monday, so wake up & shine! Let a disarming smile and kindness in your heart will be your armor today.” – Unknown
6.“Remember that even if Mondays ruin weekends, it is still a sign that you are alive.” – Unknown
7.“If you make others happy, Mondays are no problem.” – Unknown
8.“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” – Unknown
9. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” – Unknown
10.“Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night doesn’t prevent Monday. There is no cure.” – Unknown
11.“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday will not be able to see us.” – Unknown
12.“Our relationships with Monday are not as good as our relationship with the weekend.” – Unknown
13.“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward
14.“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” – Antonio Villaraigosa
15.“You don’t want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week.” – Ike Barinholtz
16.“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.” – Yogi Berra
17.“There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon.” – Pete Rozelle
18.”Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” – Louise Fitzhugh
19.“It takes double the time for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.” – Unknown
20.“Monday – here is another day of outward smiles and inward screams!” – Unknown
21.“Just once, I would like to get up, listen to the news, ‘Monday has been canceled, smile and then do the happy dance.’” – Unknown
22.“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” – Unknown
23.“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Unknown
24.“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Unknown
25.“I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground. ” – Unknown
26.“For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.” – Unknown
27.“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright
28.“It’s Monday, I’m happy, I’m blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.” – Unknown
29.“Dear Monday, I think you should take a holiday! Trust me, no one will miss you!” – Unknown
30.“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.” – Unknown
31.“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?” – Unknown
32.”There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger
33.“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.” – Unknown
34.“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober
35.“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste
36.“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” – Thomas Bernhard
37.“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..” – Unknown
38.“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.” – Unknown
39.“Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.” – Unknown
40.“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.” – Unknown
41.“All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.” – Venus Rivers
42.“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev
43.“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever!” – Unknown
44.“Monday is the Day of Silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni
45.“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station
46.“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” – Napz Cherub Pellazo
47.”I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” – Jarod Kintz
48.”Every day is Monday….till Friday.” – Viktor VolksPrater
49.”Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. “You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN’T SHINE,” he growled. “Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.” – Giorge Leedy
50.“Sunday’s silence can only mean one thing. Monday’s here!” – Anthony T. Hincks
51.“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.” – Unknown
52.“I heard about history repeating itself, but this Monday thing has to stop.” – Unknown
53.“Oh, come on. It’s Monday, not doomsday. Make it a good one.” – Unknown
54.“If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to “make Mondays part of the weekend” into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.” – Unknown
55.“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.” – Unknown
56.”Even the sun must be saying, ‘Oh no, it’s Monday!’” – Unknown
57.“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.” – Unknown
58.“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.” – Unknown
59.“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs!” – Unknown
60.”Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Use these Monday Quotes to prepare for a great week
Many of us will be happy if someone would cancel ‘Monday’ from the list of the week. After the relaxed weekend, going back to work sounds tough and many people dread Mondays. On a positive note, though, each new Monday offers you a new opportunity for the week ahead. It’s all about perspective!
If you start your week with a fresh outlook and positive mindset, you will accomplish a lot and enjoy your life. Monday can be your chance to unlock new doors, new opportunities and new blessings. Just enlarge your vision and embrace it with these positive Monday quotes.
And check out our Sunday quotes if that’s your favorite day of the week.
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