60 Positive Monday Quotes To Get A New Start

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Don’t like Monday? I know that. But needless to say, Your attitude towards Monday determines your quality of life for the following week. Optimistic people will think Monday as a new beginning. No matter what happens before Monday, they will embrace Monday, work hard, and live positively. Pessimistic people will regard Monday as the beginning of a disaster. They will fear the arrival of Monday and will treat work and life negatively. No matter what kind of people you are, take a look at the following Monday quotes. These meaningful quotes about Monday can help positive people become more active and negative people become active.

Monday Quotes:

1.“I know every day is a gift but where are the receipts for Mondays. I want to return it for another Friday.” – Unknown

2.”Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.” – Jarod Kintz

3.“Your Monday gift is ready: open a box with joy, laughter, and happiness.” – Unknown

4.“Monday : the moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in!” – Unknown

5.“It is Monday, so wake up & shine! Let a disarming smile and kindness in your heart will be your armor today.” – Unknown

6.“Remember that even if Mondays ruin weekends, it is still a sign that you are alive.” – Unknown

7.“If you make others happy, Mondays are no problem.” – Unknown

8.“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.” – Unknown

9. “Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it’s not me, it’s you.” – Unknown

10.“Warning: going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday. Please note that staying awake all night doesn’t prevent Monday. There is no cure.” – Unknown

11.“Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday will not be able to see us.” – Unknown

12.“Our relationships with Monday are not as good as our relationship with the weekend.” – Unknown

13.“When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.” – Ella Woodward

14.“Don’t let the Monday morning quarterbacks stop you from being bold. You’ve got to set a high bar.” – Antonio Villaraigosa

15.“You don’t want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I’ve done later in the week.” – Ike Barinholtz

16.“Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.” – Yogi Berra

17.“There are a lot more TV sets in use on Monday night than on Sunday afternoon.” – Pete Rozelle

18.”Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” – Louise Fitzhugh

19.“It takes double the time for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week.” – Unknown

20.“Monday – here is another day of outward smiles and inward screams!” – Unknown

21.“Just once, I would like to get up, listen to the news, ‘Monday has been canceled, smile and then do the happy dance.’” – Unknown

22.“Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.” – Unknown

23.“Mondays are the potholes in the road of life.” – Unknown

24.“Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.” – Unknown

25.“I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it’s rest of Monday burning to the ground. ” – Unknown

26.“For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.” – Unknown

27.“Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.” – Steven Wright

28.“It’s Monday, I’m happy, I’m blessed. God is going to do amazing things this week.” – Unknown

29.“Dear Monday, I think you should take a holiday! Trust me, no one will miss you!” – Unknown

30.“I haven’t had this bad of a Monday since last Monday.” – Unknown

31.“Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday so close from Monday?” – Unknown

32.”There are no miracles on Mondays.” – Amy Neftzger

33.“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.” – Unknown

34.“Candy is nature’s way of making up for Mondays.” – Rebecca Gober

35.“Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!” – Andrea L’Artiste

36.“There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.” – Thomas Bernhard

37.“Monday?! But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet..” – Unknown

38.“God gave us Mondays to punish us for the things we did over the weekend.” – Unknown

39.“Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.” – Unknown

40.“There should be a holiday dedicated to all the brave people who show up to work on Mondays.” – Unknown

41.“All men tend to become angry and irritated on the start of the week. It is the start of the week but is the end of all fun and happiness in life.” – Venus Rivers

42.“This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.” – Lisa Mantchev

43.“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever!” – Unknown

44.“Monday is the Day of Silence, day of the whole white mung bean, which is sacred to the moon.” – Chitra Banerjee Divakaruni

45.“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” – Roy Station

46.“Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.” – Napz Cherub Pellazo

47.”I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” – Jarod Kintz

48.”Every day is Monday….till Friday.” – Viktor VolksPrater

49.”Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. “You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN’T SHINE,” he growled. “Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.” – Giorge Leedy

50.“Sunday’s silence can only mean one thing. Monday’s here!” – Anthony T. Hincks

51.“Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.” – Unknown

52.“I heard about history repeating itself, but this Monday thing has to stop.” – Unknown

53.“Oh, come on. It’s Monday, not doomsday. Make it a good one.” – Unknown

54.“If only one of the presidential candidates would have the incentive to “make Mondays part of the weekend” into his platform. I think he would get a lot of votes.” – Unknown

55.“Mondays take a little more coffee and a lot more mascara.” – Unknown

56.”Even the sun must be saying, ‘Oh no, it’s Monday!’” – Unknown

57.“On Sunday nights, if you listen closely- you can hear Monday taunting you with the “Jaws” theme.” – Unknown

58.“Happy Monday. Wait, better yet, happy only four days until Friday.” – Unknown

59.“If Mondays were shoes, they’d be crocs!” – Unknown

60.”Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Conclusion:

Many of us will be happy if someone would cancel ‘Monday’ from the list of the week. After the relaxed weekend, going back to work sounds tough. But Mondays also bring the new, crisp week. If you start your week with a fresh outlook and positive mindset, things get done. Monday can be your chance to unlock new doors, new opportunities and new blessings. Just enlarge your vision and embrace it with these positive Monday quotes.

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