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48 Entertaining Anchorman Quotes

48 Entertaining Anchorman Quotes

On the 9th of July, 2004, the whole world was introduced to the news team of Channel 4. This team consisted of Ron Burgundy, Brian Fantana, Champ Kind, and Brick Tamland – possibly the funniest news team you’ll ever see! To reminisce the laughs this movie brought to all of us, and still does to this day, we’ve managed to round 48 of the best quotes we could find from Ron and his squad. Read on to find the best Anchorman quotes!

Fun Anchorman Quotes

1.”I’m kind of a big deal. People know me.” – Ron Burgundy
2.”I’m in a glass case of emotion.” – Ron Burgundy
3.“Is that a Minotaur?” – Brian
4.”They’ve done studies, you know. Sixty per cent of the time it works every time.” – Brian Fantana
5.”It is anchorman, not anchor lady! And that is a scientific fact!” – Champ Kind
6.”I wanna say something. I’m gonna put this out there: if you like it, you can take it. If you don’t, send it right back … I want to be ON you.” – Ron Burgundy
7.”Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.” – Ron Burgundy
8.”Oh, Ron, there are literally thousands of men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you!” – Veronica Corningstone
9.”You stay classy, San Diego.” – Ron Burgundy
10.”The Human Torch was denied a bank loan.” – Ron Burgundy
11.”Knights of Columbus, that hurt!” – Ron Burgundy
12.”By the Hammer of Thor!” – Ron Burgundy
13.“Who cares that’s Stonewall Jackson ghost.” – Ron Burgundy
14.”I’m gonna punch you in the ovary; that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.” – Ron Burgundy
15.”Are you trying to tell me that there’s a party in your pants and that I’m invited?” – Veronica Corningstone
16.“I almost forgot. I won’t be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I are trying this new fad called uh, jogging. I believe it’s jogging or yogging. It might be a soft j. I’m not sure but apparently, you just run for an extended period of time. It’s supposed to be wild.”
17.Dr Rydell: “I’m going to need you to retard your anger.” Dave: “It’s retarded. I’m retarded.”
18.”I’m going to do the thing that God put Rod Burgundy on this Earth to do: Have salon-quality hair and read the news.” – Ron Burgundy

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19.Ron Burgundy: “Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament?”
Brick Tamland: “Um, no, no. Too many people died last year, so we’re not gonna.”
20.Veronica Corningstone: “No, there’s no way that’s correct.”
Ron Burgundy: “I’m sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don’t know what it means. I’ll be honest; I don’t think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.”
Veronica Corningstone: “Doesn’t it mean Saint Diego?”
Ron Burgundy: “No. No.”
Veronica Corningstone: “No, that’s – that’s what it means. Really.”
Ron Burgundy: “Agree to disagree.”
21.I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” – Ron Burgundy
22.“It’s so damn hot… milk was a bad choice.” – Ron Burgundy
23.“Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.” – Ron Burgundy
24.“Where’d you get those clothes? The toilet store?” – Brick Tamland
25.“We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.” – Champ Kind
26.“Okay, before we start, let’s go over the ground rules. No touching of the hair or face. And that’s it. Now, fight!” – Ron Burgundy
27.“Mmmmm… I look good. I mean really good. Hey everyone! Come and see how good I look!” – Ron Burgundy
28.“You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You’re so wise. You’re like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.” – Ron Burgundy
29.“It’s a formidable scent… It stings the nostrils. In a good way… Brian, I’m gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.” – Ron Burgundy
30.“I’m a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That’s what kind of man I am. You’re just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It’s science.” – Ron Burgundy
31.Ron Burgundy: “Really? Yes, I do… It’s actually an optical illusion. It’s the pattern on the pants that is flattering for the crotchal region. I’m actually taking them back right now… Taking them back to the pants store. Well, this is awkward. I will see you later?” (walks away) “Nothing to look at. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.”

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32.“It is terrible. She has beautiful eyes and her hair smells like Cinnamon.” Ron Burgundy
33.“I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.” – Champ Kind
34.“The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps] and see if she likes the goods.” – Ron Burgundy
35.“I’m sorry Veronica… we’ve had this discussion before. I’m not going to let you be the anchor.” – Ed Harken
36.“If you want to throw down in fisticuffs, fine, I’ve got Jack Johnson and Tom O’Leary waitin’ for ya…right here!” – Brick Tamland
37.“I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.” – Brick Tamland
38.“Come again? You know I don’t speak Spanish. In English, please. What?” – Ron Burgundy
39.You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese? How’d you do that? I’m not even mad, that’s amazing.” – Ron Burgundy
40.Ron Burgundy: “Garth, if I were to give you some money out of my wallet, would that ease the pain?”
Garth Holiday: “I hate you Ron Burgundy! I hate you!”
41.Brick Tamland: “Yeah… I stabbed a man in the heart.”
Ron Burgundy: “I saw that! Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?”
Brick Tamland: “Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.”
Ron Burgundy: “Brick I’ve been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while because you’re probably wanted for murder.”
42.Brick Tamland: “I love, carpet. I love, desk.”
Ron Burgundy: “Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?”
Brick Tamland: “I love, lamp.”
Ron Burgundy: “Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?”
Brick Tamland: “I love lamp, I love lamp.”

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43.“She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart, and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.” – Brian Fantana
44.Ron Burgundy: “Hope I’m not disturbing you, but, uh, I saw you from across the party, and, uh, I don’t usually do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breathtaking heinie.”
45.“I immediately regret this decision.” – Ron Burgundy
46.Brick Tamland: “Oh, I’m sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.”
47.Brian Fantana: “No, she gets a special cologne… It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries… Yep, it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.”
Ron Burgundy: “It’s quite pungent.”
Brian Fantana: “Oh yeah.”
48.“Who the hell is Julius Caesar? You know I don’t follow the NBA.” – Ron Burgundy

Anchorman – Best Scenes & Quotes

Anchorman – Best Scenes & Quotes

A compilation of the best scenes from the movie: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Enjoy as Will Ferrel, Paul Rudd, Steve Carell, and David Koechner demonstrate their comedic genius.

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