The Most Memorable Quotes from Riverdale

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Making its debut on January 26, 2017, Riverdale is a hit TV series based on the animated series and comic book characters of Archie Comics. The show became an instant sensation and is now into season number six. This teen-based series has the same cast of characters as the popular comic such as Archie Andrews, Veronica Lodge, and Jughead Jones.

Riverdale is a unique series unlike any other, a dramatic show that captures its viewers with love-hate relationships. Thus, making it our inspiration for the below collection of Riverdale quotes!

Whether you need some much-needed comic relief or a change of pace from your hectic day, each one’s designed to provide you with that and lots more. We hope they help to put a smile upon your face and lighten things up a bit.

The Best Riverdale Quotes

1. “Doesn’t it ever occur to you how different we are, like on a cellular DNA level?” — Jughead

2. “Do you think that you can just waltz in here, with a bedbug-infested Trojan Horse, wave a blank check around, and steal my daughter?” — Alice

3. “I was born alone. I’ll die alone. I’ll sing alone. I’ll be OK.” — Archie

4. “It’s like you know-how in a time of crisis, people either come together or fall apart? It feels like we’re falling apart.” — Betty

5. “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m weird. I’m a weirdo.” — Jughead

6. “Do you think I could use Jason Blossom’s death as an excuse to get out of PE?” — Jughead

7. “I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.” — Archie

8. “We’re both so lucky, I mean, don’t you think? To have found the people that we’re meant to be with?” — Betty

9. “If you breathe, it’s because I give you air.” — Cheryl

10. “My parents are crazy.” — Betty

11. “Ronnie, when will you learn? You are, now and forever, the only girl for me.” — Archie

12. “I’m not gonna stop until I prove it.” — Betty

13. “If the Manolo Blahnik fits.” — Veronica

14. “They’re parents. They’re all crazy.” — Jughead

15. “You can’t go through life trying not to get hurt.” — Archie

16. “I Do everything for everyone. Everything to be perfect. The perfect daughter, the perfect sister, the perfect student. Can’t I Do this one thing for me?” — Betty

17. “Snakes don’t shed their skin so easily.” — FP Jones

18. “Stranger things have happened, man. Like for instance, my dad shaved. Which is the equivalent of tectonic plates shifting.” — Jughead

19. “Don’t underestimate her. And don’t bet against her.” — Archie

20. “Who would’ve thought, at the beginning of the year, that we would all become great friends?” — Betty

21. “Let’s start with skinny dipping and see what happens.” — Kevin

22. “Why are you seeking guidance from Ms. Burble?” — Reggie

23. “From now on, we’re protecting our own.” — Archie

24. “You saw what happens to a snake when a Louboutin heel steps on it? Keep talking and you’ll find out.” — Veronica

25. “You wanted fire? Sorry, my specialty is ice.” — Veronica

26. “Maybe you should. You look like my nuts after football practice.” — Reggie

27. “And I kinda started imagining what we would’ve talked about at Pop’s this morning if things hadn’t gone to hell. You would’ve asked me about Veronica. I would’ve told you how crazy I am about her.” — Archie

28. “You may be a stock character from a 90s teen movie, but I’m not.” — Veronica

29. “To be discussed… over many burgers… and many days.” — Jughead

30. “I’m Toni Topaz. I was supposed to give you the full animatronic tour, but some robots went insane and started killing the guests, so, we’ll just wing it.” — Toni

31. “When I’m with Veronica, as dark as things get — and they’ve been getting pretty dark — she makes me feel like everything is gonna be fine. She makes things fun. I don’t wanna lose that.” — Archie

32. “You wanted fire? Sorry, Cheryl Bombshell, my specialty is ice.” — Veronica

33. “Look, it’s the rich kids from the goonies.” — Jughead

34. “It’s like, yeah, Archie, you have the physique of a 1970s porn star, but that doesn’t mean you can wrestle.” — Kevin

35. “I don’t know how to Do this… to just pretend like everything’s the same as it was before.” — Archie

36. “I don’t follow rules, I make them. And when necessary, I break them.” — Veronica

37. “Can’t we just liberate ourselves from the tired dichotomy of jock, artist? Can’t we, in this post-James Franco world, be all things at once?” — Veronica

38. “Listen up fives, a ten is speaking!” — Cheryl

39. “Hey. It’s not like Jughead Jones to neglect a free buffet. You okay?” — Betty

40. “I fought. Every day. I didn’t stop fighting. I fought for my life.” — Archie

41. “You’re so much stronger than all of the white noise.” — Jughead

42. “Betty’s ponytail is iconic and beyond reproach.” — Kevin

43. “Shut your face, you half-melted ten-cent trollop!” — Alice

44. “We will find you, we will hunt you, and we will end you.” — Archie

45. “We’re not gonna hug in front of this whole town. So why don’t we just both Do that bro thing where we nod like douches and mutually suppress our emotions.” — Jughead

46. “That’s the common misconception about fairy tales. They very rarely have a happy ending.” — Jughead

47. “ You mean True Detective? He’s busy canoodling Nancy Drew no doubt. How can we help?” — Cheryl

48. “What, Mom? What does some guru who’s running a Heaven’s Gate commune for pregnant runaways and wives of serial killers have to say about my diaries?” — Betty

49. “Fear. It’s the most basic, the most human emotion. As kids, we’re afraid of everything. The dark. The boogeyman under the bed. And we pray for morning. For the monsters to go away. Though they never do. Not really.” — Jughead

50. “If you can’t accept what I do, whatever I do, then we’re just…we’re not really friends.” — Kevin

51. “I mean Do you know why we’re called the Pussycats? Because we have to claw our way into the same rooms that you can just waltz into.” — Josie

52. “Oolong milk and wanting to burn my diaries is helping you get over the fact that Dad murdered four people and tried to kill us? If you genuinely believe that, you are in denial, Mom.” — Betty

53. “Sardonic humor is just my way of relating to the world.” — Jughead

54. “Alright girl, go get changed. ‘Cause, we’re gonna rock it!” — Josie

55. “I mean, I am devastatingly handsome in that classic pre-accident Montgomery Clift kind of way.” — Kevin

56. “Actually, to clarify, Betty and Archie aren’t dating, but they are endgame.” — Kevin

57. “As hot and smart as you are you should be the Queen Bey of this drab hive.” — Veronica

58. ” You live in this pale pink world of milkshakes and first kisses.” — Kevin

59. “I think she’s crazier than a serial killer on bath salts.”— Cheryl

60. “Let’s start with skinny dipping and see what happens.” — Kevin

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Netflix – Official Riverdale Trailer

If you haven’t’ seen the show, check out the trailer. It’s quite captivating. Honestly, we were not too excited about the show, but we watched the trailer and then the first episode. And from that point on, we have been utterly hooked!

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Summary

May these Riverdale quotes bring back nostalgic thoughts of Archie Comics. They come in handy when you need a good laugh at the end of your busy day.

For those who enjoyed our above quotes and think that Riverdale is your kind of show, tune into the CW for the 6th season airing!

Check out the Season 6 Riverdale Trailer (2021)

Lots of suspense is on the way…we can’t wait!

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