Motivation plays a bigger part in whatever we do – be it the early morning walk, losing some pounds, or succeeding in exams. Each of us need a high dose of motivation that fuels our inner fire and gives us strength to go full throttle in the direction of our ambition. However, life is a journey, and it is full of curves, roadblocks and hindrances.
Even the most skilled among us stumble from time to time and loose all the motivation to fulfill their dreams. Are you also going through such situation and thinking of giving up? Don’t you dare! Here are some most amazing and funny motivational quotes that will recharge your batteries and inspire you to go for it again. Take your pick!
Funny Motivational Quotes:
1.“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” – Zig Ziglar
2.“It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.” – Fred Allen
3.“You can’t wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club.” – Jack London
4.“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
5.“A clear conscience is a sure sign of a bad memory.” – Unknown
6.“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.” – Robert Frost
7.“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh – at yourself.” – Ethel Barrymore
8.“Always remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.” – Unknown
9.“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama
10.“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.” – Robert Downey Jr.
11.“Give me a stock clerk with a goal and I’ll give you a man who will make history. Give me a man with no goals and I’ll give you a stock clerk.” – J.C. Penney
12.“Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door.” – Kyle Chandler
13.“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it? ” – Steven Wright
14.“Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their heads turned up way too loud to hear it.” – Brian Vaszily
15.“I know worrying works, because none of the stuff I worried about ever happened.” – Will Rogers
16.“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.” – Oscar Wilde1
17.“Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.” – Pablo Picasso
18.“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
19.“Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.” – Tom Lehrer
20.“Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.” – Thomas Eddison
21.“When you have failed at being nice, you’ve actually succeeded in being mean. Success is everywhere if you know where to look for it.” – Katina Ferguson
22.“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” – Dale Carnegie
23.“The process of learning is a nonstop orgy of wonderment.” – Lev Grossman
24.“Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.” – Dwight Eisenhower
25.“Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor.” – Truman Capote
26.“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… One step at a time.” – Joe Girard
27.“There are no traffic jams along the extra mile.” – Roger Staubach1
28.“Edison failed 10,000 times before he made the electric light. Do not be discouraged if you fail a few times.” – Napoleon Hill
29.“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
30.“Change the way you look at things and the things you look at change.” – Wayne W. Dyer
31.“Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.” – Langston Coleman
32.“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
33.“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.” – Franklin P. Jones
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34.“Aspire to inspire before we expire.” – Eugene Bell Jr.
35.“Life is like the stock market. Some days you’re up. Some days you’re down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.” – Paula Wall
36.“Good things come to those who wait… greater things come to those who get off their ass and do anything to make it happen.” – Unknown
37.“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.” – Henry Wadsworth
38.“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.” – Will Rogers
39.“Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed, citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.” – Margaret Mead
40.”I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book.” – Groucho Marx
41.“Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.” – Winston Churchill
42.“You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can’t possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.” – Sam Levenson
43.“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.” – Ron White
44.“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
45.“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.” – A.A. Milne
46.“Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.” – Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach
47. “When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.” – Unknown
48.“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese.” – Billie Burke
49.“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” – Albert Einstein
50.“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
51.“A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.” – Justin Sewell
52. “The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” – Unknown
53.“When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down ‘happy’. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment, and I told them they didn’t understand life.” – John Lennon
54.“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go.” – Dr. Seuss
Conclusion
Each new day brings new hope and dreams. If your determination for success is strong, and you are ready to hustle, nothing in this world can stop you to be where you have always wanted to be! Yes, we all know that life may not be a party that we hoped for but while we are here, we should dance. We hope that these witty, and funny motivational quotes just did the trick and rekindled your inner strength. What are you waiting for? Get up, and take the world in your stride!
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