Jersey Shore was an American reality series that ran from 2009 to 2012. Having a total of 6 seasons, Jersey Shore has gone on to become a pop culture sensation from its debut. There were even conferences and classes held in universities about the show.
People loved watching the reality series because the cast basically lived their lives freely, often indulging their crazy side. The group of eight friends would often have fights, relationships, and a whole lot of drama between them which kept the audience on the edge of their seats. The series had also started several fashion trends, which were quickly adopted by the young generation.
Jersey Shore is full of funny and witty quotes, often at someone else’s expense. Below are some of their most memorable quotes that had the fans either rolling with laughter or being surprised by the courage it took to even speak them out loud.
46 Unforgettable Jersey Shore Quotes
1. “Down here at the Shore, one minute you’ve got three girls in the Jacuzzi, the next minute somebody’s in jail and you have to bail them out. That’s what happens down at the Shore.” — Mike Sorrentino
2. “I mean, you can hate on me all you want, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off?” – Mike Sorrentino
3. “I wait till the last minute to shave; I wait till the last minute to put the shirt on ’cause you feel fresh. These are rules to live by, shave last minute, haircut the day of, maybe some tanning and the gym. You gotta do the Guido handbook.” – Mike Sorrentino
4. “I am like a praying mantis—after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.” – Jenni Farley
5. “I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me, it’s cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.” – Jenni Farley
6. “I don’t follow trends. I set my own and I go for the extreme.” – Jenni Farley
7. “I’m not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say, ‘A quarter to two,’ I wouldn’t know. Why can’t you just say 2:30?” – Nicole Polizzi
8. “I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan.” – Nicole Polizzi
9. “When you’re tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it.” — Nicole Polizzi
10. “It’s obvious that Sammi has a crush on me and that’s obvious. It goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.” – Mike Sorrentin
11. “A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I don’t get it.” – Samantha Giancola
12. “I like to be with my boyfriend at all times. Do you get that?” – Samantha Giancola
13. “You need sucky things in life to make you stronger.” – Vinny Guadagnino
14. “Being called ‘Angelina’ is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.” – Paul DelVecchio
15. “You know what I think it is? Your eyebrows are so bushy, they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyebrows would.” – Paul DelVecchio
16. “If you look up ‘too much swag’ in the dictionary, there’ll be a great big picture of my face.” – Paul DelVecchio
17. “You gotta stay ‘fresh to death,’ I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.” — Paul DelVecchio
18. “There’s no way I’m going to Jersey without my hair gel, can’t leave without my gel.” – Paul Delvecchio
19. “From now on, you’re excluded from surf and turf night. You’re excluded from ravioli night. You’re excluded from chicken cutlet night.” — Mike Sorrentino
20. “I thought she was gonna be hot. I’m all taken aback.” – Samantha Giancola
21. “I’m trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job.” — Nicole Polizzi
22. “I don’t eat friggin’ lobster or anything like that. Because they’re alive when you kill it.” — Nicole Polizzi
23. “It’s hard for people to see you one way, but you’re really the other way, so it’s kind of like, ‘Who am I, who are you?’ Sometimes, I confuse even myself.” — Nicole Polizzi
24. “It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.” — Nicole Polizzi
25. “Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.” — Mike Sorrentino
26. “You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.” — Nicole Polizzi
27. “I was born and raised a Guido. It’s just a lifestyle, it’s being Italian, it’s representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.” — Paul DelVecchio
28. “The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend” — Nicole Polizzi
29. ”You don’t even look Italian.” – Samantha Giancola
30. “You shouldn’t have to change for any man, you find a man who will accept you.” – Jenni Farley
31. “I’m surrounded by couples every day, it’s so annoying.” – Deena Nicole Cortese
32. “They have defied the law of intelligence.” – Deena Nicole Cortese
33. “When you go into battle, you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you, you know, one of your buddy takes it first.” – Paul DelVecchio
34. “Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones. That’s, like, the type that I’m attracted to.” — Jennifer Farley
35. “I told Pauly D to start the grill and he puts charcoal in a gas grill, then he asks me to light it and we were this close to pretty much blowing up the house.” — Mike Sorrentino
36. “Yes, I had sex. Like, hello, you’re gonna have sex if you’re into somebody. It’s natural.” — Samantha Giancola
37. “You are the worst argument person ever!” – Mike Sorrentino
38. “If you don’t know me, then you hate me, and you wish you were me.” – Jenni Farley
39. “Mike can be a nice guy, like, he shows his good side then he shows his jerk off side. That’s what I like; a good guy and a jerk off, it’s all in the same.” – Nicole Pollizi
40. “G.T.L., baby! Gym, tan, laundry!” – Mike Sorrentino
41. “My hair didn’t even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair’s windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motorcycle proof. I’m not sure if my hair’s bulletproof, I’m not willin’ to try that.” – Paul DelVecchio
42. “You never really see me acting a fool on TV.” – Vinny Guadagnino
43. “You better send roses to the house, you feel me? Roses, dawg. With pickles in them—fried pickles!” – Paul DelVecchio
44. “Vinny is my dude. We’re like the meatballs except we’re not the meatballs.” – Paul DelVecchio
45. “This woman is not a grenade; this woman is an atomic bomb.” – Paul DelVecchio
46. “You don’t come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.” – Paul DelVecchio
Fan Favorite Jersey Shore Moments SUPER COMPILATION
Here is a look back at some unforgettable roommate fights, Pauly D moments, and more.
Summary
Jersey Shore had some of the most unforgettable moments when it comes to American reality TV shows. It had a unique blend of wit, sarcasm, sultriness, and humor which made for refreshing entertainment for the public. Its fans have never stopped watching the show again and again to relive some of their favorite moments.
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