If you still remember when MTV was popular, one of their best shows ever was Jersey Shore which ran from 2009 to 2012. If you watched MTV during those years, Jersey Shore was on every day and often for many hours. Nicole Polizzi – better known as “Snooki” – was one of the most well known characters on the show. She was a brash, bold, outrageous young woman who liked to party and have a good time. During many a drunken outings, Snooki provided endless entertainment. Often she was drinking a considerable amount and saying things that did not quite make sense or were confusing.
Snooki was born in Santiago Chile and raised by Italian parents in upstate New York. Snooki is 4 feet, 9 inches tall and the true definition of a pint sized princess. She also liked to be tan at all times and wear crazy, attention getting outfit.
After the end of the Jersey Shore era, MTV brought the show back for a Family Reunion. The show was basically a follow up “where are they now?” kind of show that explored how the cast had changed over time. It was full of good moments but nothing can compare to the original show.
The Funniest Snooki Quotes
- “He’s got to be Italian because the last name needs to have a vowel in it, and I want my kid’s last name to have a vowel in it.” Nicole Polizzi
- “The fact that I can reproduce is very scary.” Nicole Polizzi
- “UTI doesn’t stand for Ultimate Tanning Institute.” Nicole Polizzi
- “It’s hard for people to see you one way, but you’re really the other way, so it’s kind of like, ‘Who am I, who are you?’ Sometimes, I confuse even myself. Nicole Polizzi
- “Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show.” Nicole Polizzi
- “We all stick up for ourselves and I think that’s why we stand out, because we really don’t care what other people think.” Nicole Polizzi
- I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don’t know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I’m chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that. Nicole Polizzi
- Be sure of yourself, don’t let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy. Nicole Polizzi
- Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married! Nicole Polizzi
- “I’m heartbroken so let me dance.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I don’t know how to read the map because I need glasses.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Everybody Google it because that’s why the water is salty.” Nicole Polizzi
- “You can call me burnt toast, Oompa Loompa, orange freak as long as I know that I’m tan.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I look over and see like hair being pulled and all this sh*t, I’m like oh my god, how do I get in?”
- Don’t let negativity affect your vision. A lot of people have said harsh things, but I don’t let it affect me. If anything it gives me more enthusiasm and pushes me to do better in my career so I can prove them wrong. Nicole Polizzi
- I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent. Nicole Polizzi
- Study hard, but party harder. Nicole Polizzi
- I got bullied in high school. A lot of girls were so mean to me because their boyfriends wanted to hang out with me and my girls, so they pretty much bullied me to the point where I was crying at night. Nicole Polizzi
- You’re going to have haters and you’re going to have lovers. Nicole Polizzi
- I don’t have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person. Nicole Polizzi
- I’m trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job. Nicole Polizzi
- I don’t go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he’s pale and would probably want to be tan. Nicole Polizzi
- We can’t have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we’d have no idea. There’s no normalcy. It’s just like prison, with cameras. Nicole Polizzi
- “No one knows that I’m smart.” Nicole Polizzi
- “The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I’ll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it’s time to get married, I’m going to be an amazing wife.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Is there a moon in this country?” Nicole Polizzi
- “When people function this early in the morning, this isn’t real life to me. I feel like it’s a video game.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Wasteypants” Nicole Polizzi
- “Where’s the beach?” Nicole Polizzi
- “I don’t eat friggin’ lobster or anything like that because they’re alive when you kill it, like, that’s disgusting.” Nicole Polizzi
- “After I run for president… the economy would rise, everyone would be tan, and all the radios would play house music.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Tofu. I thought that was like touché.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I have no idea how to speak clock language.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I feel like a pilgrim from the frickin’ ’20s.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I feel like that’s why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Every time I get excited I have to poop.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I will f***ing attack you like a squirrel monkey.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Get it all out, freakin’ do every sin that you can.” Nicole Polizzi
- “Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven’t broke out at all yet!” Nicole Polizzi
- “You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.” Nicole Polizzi
- “It’s important to be true to yourself and your vision.” Nicole Polizzi
- I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it’s kind of my alter ego. Nicole Polizzi
- It’s always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I’m so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans! Nicole Polizzi
- I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again. Nicole Polizzi
- When you’re tan, you feel better about yourself. Nicole Polizzi
- Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel. Nicole Polizzi
- I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn’t care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole. Nicole Polizzi
- If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it. Nicole Polizzi It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka. Nicole Polizzi
- When you’re tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it.Nicole Polizzi
- As I graduated high school, it didn’t faze me anymore. Right now, I don’t even care what people think of me. I’m happy with myself. Nicole Polizzi
- So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn’t eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full. Nicole Polizzi
- “I think I just realized that having a problem – an eating disorder – it’s not healthy and you can actually die from that. I realized it’s not worth it and you just need to be healthy.” Nicole Polizzi
- “People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you’re tan and I don’t understand why you would tax on that, because you’re making yourself feel more happy about yourself.” Nicole Polizzi
- “But it’s really hard to eat good when you’re traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant. Nicole Polizzi
- I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me. Nicole Polizzi
- I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart. Nicole Polizzi
- I try and have family time, all the time, so you know, I get to see them a lot. And I’m always with my friends, my boyfriend, it helps me keep grounded and kind of sane. Nicole Polizzi
- I’ve calmed down already. I don’t hook up anymore. Nicole Polizzi
- I have an education, I went to college, you know? Nicole Polizzi
- The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex. Nicole Polizzi
- What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. Nicole Polizzi
- “I don’t read. I don’t like to read ‘Harry Potter’ or anything like that. It’s not my style.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I don’t hate you, I Just don’t want to be friends with you.” Nicole Polizzi
- “But yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I don’t go tanning, tanning anymore. Because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. And I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a tax on tanning because he’s pale, so he’d probably want to be tan.” Nicole Polizzi
- “I’m not trashy unless I drink too much.” Nicole Polizzi
Related: Snooki’s favorite sidekick was Jwoww – be sure to see our collection of Jwoww Quotes too!
Video: Snooki’s Wildest Party Scenes and Most Hilarious TV Moments
Okay we don’t really need to tell you to watch this clip, do we? If you love Snooki and appreciate her TV persona, you will love this video. It’s a summary of her BEST moments on Jersey Shore – enjoy!
Also see more Jersey Shore Quotes here!
Snooki’s best friend on Jersey shore was Jwoww – see our collection of Jwoww Quotes
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