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98 of The Best Marvin the Martian Quotes

98 of The Best Marvin the Martian Quotes

Marvin is a fictional character in the Looney Tunes series of cartoons created by animator Chuck Jones in 1948 for the Warner Bros. animated television show “The Hasty Hare” He is an extraterrestrial martian who appears as a stocky, green-skinned humanoid with antennae on his head and speaks with a heavy accent. Marvin has made appearances in many other animated TV shows and movies, including “Looney Tunes: Back in Action” (2003) and “Space Jam” (1996) and he has been featured in the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons.

Marvin is a green-skinned, red-hatted, white-eyed, three-legged Martian who speaks with a heavy accent. He is often at odds with Bugs Bunny and usually loses out in his various attempts to take over the earth. He is often depicted as being ignorant of earthly customs, such as the meaning of “golf” in one comic book story. And that is what makes his comments so funny. In fact, he often has various plans which he proceeds to explain with great detail, but they are invariably shot down by Bugs Bunny before he can carry them out. Marvin’s most famous catchphrase is “your planet is doomed”.

Our Favorite Marvin the Martian Quotes

1.“I am about to blow up the earth because it is obstructing my view of Venus.”“How simply I have been capable of capturing one more creature of the Earth.”

2.“At length, after working for 2,000 years, my pu36 illusion explosive space modulator. At last, I have been able to achieve my dreams. The Earth?”

3.“You will not like me to be angry, and therefore, do not make me annoyed by any means.”

4.“Oh dear, now I shall suppose I have to use force.”

5.“Going back to an unfashionable and unwanted board, huh!”

6.“Something helps to inform me that it was better for me to stand in bed.”

7.“I right now watched Wile E. Coyote speaking with Marvin the Martian while holding the Flux Capacitor. This is not good by any means.”

8.“Eh doctor, please excuse me once again but what is your idea regarding the crack about the Earth getting destroyed.”

9.“You’re on Mars, isn’t that lovely?”

10.“Let us not make any more mutiny.”

11.“We must capture a live Earth creature, K-9, and take it back with us to Mars.”

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12.“Flux to blow Mars into subatomic space dust makes me very angry.”

13.“You know whenever you watch something ahead of you that appears to be incredible, you have the propensity of touching it to verify whether it is real or not. I am in the habit of doing the same thing while talking to foolish people.”

14.“Oh, the Earth will be gone in just a few seconds.”

15.“I think man is the most interesting insect on Earth. Don’t you? There is a growing tendency to think of man as a rational thinking being, which is absurd.”

16.“Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!”

17.“No, I have got the ability to speak as many as 3 languages in a fluent manner. Those happen to be English, Martian, and sarcasm.”

18.“I am getting frustrated with my classes for anger management.”

19.“No one, except we two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?”

20.“You have sealed your fate! I’m going to project you forward into a time where you will be a useful but harmless slave to me.”

21.“Oh dear, at present it is imperative for me to make more Martians!”

22.“You have come from which planet?”

23.“Oh my God, he has been converted into a Neanderthal bunny!”

24.“Hello, where the hell am I? it does not matter where I am at present, I have no preference for it and am going to leave the place for good.”

25.“Although I am going to capture the world, it is imperative for me to have coffee at first.”

26.“The sun has not risen yet. No wonder I am feeling so sleepy.”

27.“In case I had the idea that this was going to be demolished by the Earthlings themselves, I would not have purchased my modulator anyway!”

28.“Brace yourself for immediate disintegration.”

29.“Do not interrupt my chain of thought. I’m a busy Martian.”

30.“Oh! I’m going to blow it up. It obstructs my view of Venus.”

31.“In case you do not like the Facebook postings of mine, then do not look. The page is mine and the internet bill is paid by me only.”

32. “However, there is no creature from the Earth who will be polluting my environment.”

33.“Where the hell is the kaboom? Do you know the whereabouts of the Earth destroying kaboom? That animal is responsible for stealing the space modulator.”

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34.“Very curious. Very interesting.”

35.“No one except us two lovely and unfathomable souls against this foul world. So, at what time should we attack?”

36.“Excuse me doctor, but can I rent a U-drive-’em flying saucer from you? I will surely head back to my beloved planet, the Earth.”

37.“You have made me extremely annoyed!”

38.“Isn’t that a nice assignment? Hmm.”

39.“Oh, drat these computers. They’re so naughty and so complex. I could pinch them.”

40.“I’m just about to solve the Earth’s fuel problem. I’m going to blow it up!”

41. “I do not find any proof of intelligence on Earth.”

42.“Never steal, never lie, never sell drugs, never cheat. The government despises any kind of competition.”

43.“Rather than being annoyed, I am actually extremely hurt.”

44.“But the earth is going to be demolished within several seconds only.”

45.“It will be possible for you to get my P36 explosive space modulator after drying it from my fingers which are cold and dead.”

46.“I am about to become your valentine.”

47.“I do so enjoy observing the flora and fauna of that tiny planet.”

48.“This makes me very angry, very angry indeed.”

49.“Earthlings have no sense of direction!”

50.“Oh, the earth is going to be destroyed within only several seconds only.”

51.“Well, back to the old electronic brain.”

52.“Oh goodie! My illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator.”

53.“I hate to be the bearer of bad news, your airness, but if you don’t find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.”

54.“You’re destroying my entire fleet!”

55.“Earthling do you feel fortunate?”

56.“Yikes! What the hell was that?”

57.“Potato salad! Oh, goodie goodie!”

58.“Oh, how dandy.”

59.“Going back to an unfashionable and unwanted board, huh!”

60.“Ahhha! There goes the kaboom!”

61.“Guide me to the person who leads you.”

62.“Oh, goody!”

63.“Well, ask a stupid query.”

64.“You have come from which planet?”

65.“Isn’t it fantastic?”

66.“Eat and drink to your fullest and be Martian!”

67.“Let the creature be captured, and let him return the modulator.”

68.“That wasn’t a bit nice!”

69.“Oh my God, now it is time for me to make more Martians.”

70.“If you inquire me for the directions, I will tell them to you.”

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71.“Go to that mischievous corner!”

72. “Keep away from the planet Earthlings of mine!”

73.“Don’t worry folks! After all, it’s only a cartoon.”

74.“Oh my God, what a terrible night for me! I am never going to blend carrot juice and radish juice again.”

75.“I claim this planet in the name of Mars. Isn’t that lovely?”

76. “Be ready for dying, funny Earthling!”

77. “I become very very angry at being disintegrated.”

78. “For what reason has he become so deadly?”

79. “He looks so tranquil and peaceful.”

80.“This is not going to take place on Mars!”

81.“Earthling, do you feel fortunate?”

82.“A mission? I’m all for a-tingle!”

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83.“Gossamer is quite nervous about barbers!”

84.“K-9, prepare the illudium Q-38 dimension disintegrator.”

85.“I’m not angry. Just terribly, terribly hurt.”

86.“Being disintegrated makes me very angry! Very angry indeed!”

87.“Nevertheless, no Earth creature is going to contaminate my atmosphere.”

88. “Oh dear, I got the silly thing in reverse. He’s turned into a Neanderthal rabbit.”

89.“You cannot call me a skirt, jack-ass.”

90.“Isn’t that delightful?”

91.“Oh, there is no doubt about the fact that you have become extremely annoyed.”

92“Does the earth obstruct your view of the Venus? It is a shame.”

93.“On top of the moon only for you!”

94.“Be ready for dying funny earthling!”

95.“I have the desire to believe.”

96. “You are making me extremely annoyed.”

97. “Oh, mutiny makes me so angry!”

98.“I require some more sleep coffee.”

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