55 Mean Girl Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Every once in awhile you find a film that becomes so awesome it develops a cult like following and Mean Girls is one of those films! There have been many over the years, like The Rocky Horror Picture SHow, Repo The Genetic Opera and Mean Girls. The latest is the one we are going to spend some time on.

It was released in 2004 and written by Saturday Night Live writer and Star, Tina Fey. The movie did over $128 Million and went on to become a musical on Broadway in 2008. Here are some quotes from Mean Girls that we know you are going to love, regardless of if you have seen the movie or the musical production.

Mean Girls Quotes

Enjoy these quotes:

1.”Is butter a carb?” – Regina

2.”Regina, you’re wearing sweatpants. It’s Monday.” – Gretchen

3.” Hi, I don’t know if anyone told you about me, I’m a new student here, my name is Cady Heron.” – Cady

4.”Talk to me again and I’ll kick your ass!” – Kristen Hadley (answering #3)

5.“She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Janis, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re l3sbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a le$bian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LES8IAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.” – Regina George

6.”I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom. Right, Regina?” – Mrs. George

7. ‘Please stop talking” – Regina (answering #6)

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8.”So, are you gonna send any candy canes?” – Cady

9. “No. I don’t send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.” – Regina (answering #8)

10.” Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?” – Student

11. “Your mom’s chest hair!” – Janis Ian (answering #10)

12. “So if you’re from Africa, why are you white?” – Karen Smith

13. ” Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why they’re white.” – Regina George

14. “I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn’t even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I’m the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn’t hear that.” – Gretchen Weiners

15.“Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons… but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set v@gina!” – Bethany Byrd

16.“I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!” – Mrs. George

17. “Gretchen, I’m sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Noble. And I’m sorry for telling everyone about it. And I’m sorry for repeating it now.” – Karen Smith

18.“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the h@mo$exuals.” – Homeschooled Boy

19. “(On the phone) Oh, this is Suzanne from planned parenthood. Can you get her to call us back? We have her test results. It’s urgent. (Puts phone down) She’s not going anywhere!” – Regina George

20.“In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total s*ut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.” – Cady Heron

21. “Your face smells like peppermint!” – Aaron Samuels

22.“There’s a 30% chance that it’s already raining…” – Karen Smith

23.“I’m kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense… It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it’s gonna rain.” – Karen Smith

24.“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can’t help it that I’m popular.” – Gretchen Wieners

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25. “Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls!” – Mr. Duvall

26.Don’t have s3x. Because you will get pregnant. And die.” – Coach Carr

27.”You smell like a baby prostitute” – Janis Ian

28. “I know I may seem like a b*tch, but that’s only because I’m acting like a bi@ch.” – Cady Heron

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29.“On Wednesdays we wear pink!” – Karen Smith

30.“The limit does not exist!” – Cady Heron

31.“Boo, you wh(o)re!” – Regina George

32.“Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?” – Ms. Norbury (she watches all students and teachers raise hands)

33.“I hate her! I mean, she’s really failing me on purpose, just because I didn’t join that stupid Mathletes! She was so qu3er, she was like, “I’m pusher Cady, I’m a pusher.” – Cady Heron

34.“That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen.” – Regina George

35. “Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?” – Janis Ian

36.“She made out with a hot dog.” – Karen Smith

37.“That’s why her hair is so big, it’s full of secrets.” – Damian

38.“Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?” – Ms. Norbury

39.“Get in loser, we’re going shopping.” – Regina George

40.“Make sure you check out her mom’s b*@b job. They’re hard as rocks!” – Gretchen Weiners

41.“I just wanted to say that you’re all winners. And that I couldn’t be happier the school year is ending.” – Mr. Duvall

42.“I know she’s kind of socially retarded and weird, but she’s my friend… so, just promise me you won’t make fun of her!” – Regina George

43. “At your age, you’re going to have a lot of urges. You’re going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you *will* get chlamydia… and die.” – Coach Carr

44.“Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It’s like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.” – Janis Ian

45.“I don’t hate you cuz yo’ fat… yo’ fat cuz I hate you!” – Jessica Lopez

46.“There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don’t try to stop it.” – Janis Ian

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47.“Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that’s just like the rules of feminism.” – Gretchen Weiners

48.“Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that’s not good.” – Cady Heron

49.“I don’t know why. Its probably because I have a big, fat L3SBIAN crush on you. Suck on that! Aye aye aye!” – Janis Ian

50.“Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen!” – Regina George

51. “120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?” -Regina

52. “I’m only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat.” – Regina

53. “Whatever. I’m getting cheese fries.” – Regina

54.”You wanna do something fun? You wanna go to Taco Bell?” – Karen

55.”I can’t go to Taco Bell! I’m on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!” – Regina

Mean Girls – 2004 Trailer

Check out the trailer starring Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, and Tina Fey!

We hope these quotes motivate you to Watch Mean Girls again!

Tina Fey said that the whole idea for Mean Girls came from her own personal life and when she read Queen Bees and Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman. Tina called one of the prodcuers of SNL, Lome Michaels and together they made it happen. The book that Tina Fey wrote was from scratch and she used her real life friends actual names.

We hope you will take the time to read and see Mean Girls. Remember you have choices, it’s a book, a movie and a Broadway Musical. Above all else we hope you have enjoyed these pretty funny quotes.

Image credit: Paramount Pictures / Public domain

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