45 of the Best Danny Duncan Quotes

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Danny Duncan, also known as Garry Winthrope, was born in Florida in 1992. He is a YouTube star, a comedian, an actor, and sometimes a musician. He began his YouTube channel in 2014 and it really took off by 2016.

Each of the videos that Danny Duncan posted on his YouTube channel has millions of hits, his videos started off as skateboarding videos, but turned into pranking, and sarcastic humor with musical tendencies. ‘Steve Hamilton – “The Chosen One”’ was Duncan’s first video that he posted on his channel that reflected his sarcastic and humorous skills.

Some of Danny Duncan’s more popular videos include; ‘Surprising My Sister With A New Car!’, ‘Falling with 30,000 Pennies’, ‘He Almost Died Pier Jumping’, ‘Grocery Shopping with Danny Duncan 4’, and ‘Danny Duncan Best Of 2019’. He currently has more than 4.5 million followers that follow his YouTube channel, and his own line of merchandise that was launched in 2017. It is estimated that Danny Duncan makes around 2,000 dollars a day, just in ads played in his YouTube videos.

Here are some of his best quotes

Danny Duncan Quotes

  1. “Adopting one child won’t change the world: but for that child, the world will change. I love you Marvin” – Danny Duncan, Instagram
  2. “Let your smile change the world but don’t let the world change your smile.” – Danny Duncan, Facebook
  3. “Hi, I’m Danny Duncan.. I post videos that make me laugh. Hope you enjoy.. Love you guys!” – Danny Duncan, YouTube Channel
  4. “I think it’s fine.” – Danny Duncan (Gary Winthorpe)
  5. “Some people call it luck, I call it dedication.” – Danny Duncan, yearbook quote
  6. “I won’t hit the car, don’t worry.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising My Sister With A New Car!’ YouTube video
  7. “Tomorrow is my birthday, so it makes me look like a better person if I buy someone else something on my birthday.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising My Sister With A New Car!’ YouTube video
  8. “Sometimes if they’re not gonna give you what you want, than you got to just leave cuz you can’t get ripped off guys, you can’t.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising My Sister With A New Car!’ YouTube video
  9. “Why are there people walking down the freeway?” – Danny Duncan, ‘We Crashed The Car!’ YouTube video
  10. “This is like me when I had no money, any opportunity for free food and I took it.” – Danny Duncan, ‘I Can’t Believe He Ate This!’ YouTube Video
  11. “Virginity rocks.” – Danny Duncan
  12. “Fet’s Luck.” – Danny Duncan
  13. “They won’t even know, it’s not like they’ll see it in my video or anything.” – Danny Duncan, ‘She Was Pissed’ YouTube video
  14. “Why would he say sorry to your dumb*ss for locking the door? (Laughs) I didn’t do it.” – Danny Duncan, ‘She Was Pissed!’ Youtube video
  15. “I got to get in shape, got to look like my boy Ryan Reynolds.” – Danny Duncan, ‘She Was So Pissed!’ YouTube video
  16. “Dude I’d rather suck his d*ck than lick one of those.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Picking Up Girls with Komodo Dragon!’ YouTube video
  17. “If he hits you, you just take it.. You just take it, you can just yourself in the face alright.. You don’t feel sh*t, you don’t feel sh*t.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Picking Up Girls with Komodo Dragon!’ YouTube video
  18. “You want mine over you? I’ll buy another b*tch. Man I’m about to f*cking nail this on his head.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Paying For Her Dinner!’ YouTube video
  19. “If you lick my hands, then your mouth will be the most disgusting.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Paying For Her Dinner!’ YouTube video
  20. “One day you’re gonna die, and then you’re gonna be like.. You’re gonna be dead, you’re gonna be dead and then you’re gonna be like ‘I shoulda went to San Francisco, I never got the chance’ Daniel is gonna die… My filmer is gonna die.. This.. This guy is gonna die.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Paying For Her Dinner!’ YouTube video
  21. “My neighbors probably think you’re a f*cking idiot dude, ‘Hey honey look, that moron that did the roller blades off the roof is trying another stunt.’” – Danny Duncan, ‘Oh No It’s The Cops!’ YouTube video
  22. “There’s a bunch of people playing volleyball, so Nick is gonna run out there in his little thing and f*cking steal the ball.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Oh No It’s The Cops!’ YouTube video
  23. “Alright we’ve been in quarantine for a while, haven’t seen Papa Jim in over a month. Starting to lose my f*cking mind, but he’s usually outside so we drove by, but he’s not.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Oh No It’s The Cops!’ YouTube video
  24. “Like if I worked for Trump, this would look like a legitimate vehicle you would use.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising Biden Supporter with Trump Car!’ Youtube video
  25. “Honk if Trump makes you h*rny.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising Biden Supporter with Trump Car!’ YouTube video
  26. “I love how he shakes his head. He shakes his head like you’re a f*cking imbecile dude.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising Biden Supporter with Trump Car!’ YouTube video
  27. “We’re not a legitimate company over here, but we don’t steal clips though. Our reception kinda sucks.” – Danny Duncan, ‘I Cut The Roof Off My Tesla!’ YouTube video
  28. “My f*cking Tesla just got glass everywhere so we can’t drive that. All we have is this f*cking van.” – Danny Duncan, ‘I Cut The Roof Off My Tesla!’ YouTube video
  29. “I love hot moms.” – Danny Duncan
  30. “We’re gonna go bring this somewhere to uh fix it. My friend over here destroyed my car so I have to turn it into a convertible now. I think that’s the only solution.” – Danny Duncan, ‘I Cut The Roof Off My Tesla!’ YouTube video
  31. “His name is Tanner. (Papa Jim asks ‘Is it a girl?) Nah it’s a boy.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Car Wash In A Tesla Convertible!’ YouTube video
  32. “Do you guys have a window durable enough to like withstand the impact of like an Xbox?” – Danny Duncan, ‘Car Wash In A Tesla Convertible!’ YouTube video
  33. “People message me sometimes and saying ‘Give Papa Jim hearing aids’, but he already has them, he just doesn’t want to wear them.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Car Wash In A Tesla Convertible!’ YouTube video
  34. “Yeah yeah no don’t worry about my yard, I don’t care about my yard just f*cking get it done.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Car Surfing with Danny Duncan!’ Youtube video
  35. “I just went to Icebox, my chain was 1,020 dollars, he gave it to me for 1,000.” – Danny Duncan, ‘Taking 90 Year Old To The Club!’ Youtube video
  36. “Alright, make some noise for Papa Jim!” – Danny Duncan, ‘Taking 90 Year Old To The Club!’ Youtube video
  37. “Sometimes the city likes to take advantage of you and charge you 50 dollars to park somewhere for an hour, that’s f*cked up. Feel free to take advantage of the system.” – Danny Duncan, ‘DJ Khaled Prank in Beverly Hills!’ YouTube video
  38. “Cameron, did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? You ok man?” – Danny Duncan, ‘DJ Khaled Prank in Beverly Hills!’ YouTube video
  39. “I moved to Los Angeles to try some new things out. Here’s the road trip to LA! Hope you enjoy it and thanks to every single one of you who have helped me get to this point!” – Danny Duncan, ‘Road Trip Cross Country!’
  40. “Posting another video Thursday and Saturday morning so don’t miss them! sorry for lagging love you guys! TOUR is in TWO weeks! Can’t wait to see you guys sh*t’s gonna be fun!” – Danny Duncan, commenting to fans on YouTube
  41. “Last video of the Cancun trip! we swam with whale sharks and went to Xplor and I got to go ziplining for the first time! had so much fun thanks to all of you who make it possible!” – Danny Duncan, ‘Swimming With A Whale Shark!’ YouTube video
  42. “”Donde esta my f*cking cheesecake” – Danny Duncan, ‘Swimming With A Whale Shark!’ YouTube video
  43. “Got my sister a new car because her truck has been unreliable and about to blow up. We crashed hers then surprised her with the car. thanks for watching!” – Danny Duncan, ‘Surprising My Sister With A New Car’ YouTube video
  44. “God d*mn it who’s the rent a cop now?” – Danny Duncan, ‘I Got A New Job!’ YouTube video
  45. “This is a new segment I would like to do every once in a while… Just drive somewhere with some friends and mess around for a couple days. I had a lot of fun hope you enjoy the video. Thanks for watching!” Danny Duncan, ‘Road Trip To Florida State University!’ YouTube video description
  46. Danny Duncan has many followers and fans, you may be one of them or you may not have even heard of him until reading these quotes but some of these quotes definitely should have pulled some laughs out of you either way. A lot of children are into watching YouTube these days, maybe your kid is a fan of Danny Duncan.

Danny Duncan Videos

This is one of his most popular YouTube videos with over 12 MILLION views!

In the video, Danny gets his sister a new car because her truck has been unreliable and about to blow up.

Danny crashes her care and then surprises her with a new car. It’s a very fun video.

Summary

You can use some of these quotes to get humor out of, or share them with a fellow Danny Duncan fan.

His type of humor is not for everyone, aside from having many fans and followers, he also has a lot of haters too.

 

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