50 Funniest Kevin Hart Quotes

Kevin Darnell Hart is a legendary American actor and comedian who has featured in numerous films including “Scary Movie 3” and “Paper Soldiers”. He was born on 6th July 1979 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, the U.S. He went through a difficult childhood since his father was a petty criminal and a drug addict. Kevin practiced humor as a method of dealing with his stressful family life.

Hart started his career by winning several non-professional or rather amateur comedy competitions at clubs in New England which later paved way for his real break in 2001 when he was cast for a recurring role on Undeclared- a TV series. This series lasted for one season only, but his humorous skills landed him other roles in films such as “Scary Movie 3”, “Little Fockers”, “Paper Soldiers”, and “In the Mix.”

Other than his film works, Hart has also released three comedy albums. His album “Kevin Hart: What Now?” was nominated for the Grammy Awards under the category of “Best Comedy Album.” Also he has received several awards in his comedy career including the “BET Award”, “People’s Choice Award” and “Teen Choice Award.” Below is a collection of his most famous and funny quotes to make you feel lively.

Kevin Hart Quotes

1. “No matter what, people grow. If you chose not to grow, you’re staying in a small box with a small mindset. People who win go outside of that box. It’s very simple when you look at it.”– Kevin Hart

2. “If life is a struggle, then struggle. If you get rejected, get rejected again. If your dreams are smashed, keep dreaming. Just keep your eyes on the prize—and always remember that you have to fail to win.”– Kevin Hart

3. “Your life today is the sum total of your choices. So if you’re not happy with it, look back at your choices and start making different ones.”– Kevin Hart

4. “You need a teacher, because those who can’t do, teach. So if you wanna learn something, go to someone who can’t do it. Dammit, I think I wrote this one wrong.”– Kevin Hart

5. “Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.”– Kevin Hart

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6. “Hard work and determination equals success. Nothing comes easy. Put your mind to something.”– Kevin Hart

7. “It all depends on what you’re willing to invest time and effort in and put your mind to. That’s what separates winners from losers. Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.”– Kevin Hart

8. “My experiences in life are getting bigger and better. The more stuff I do, the more stuff I talk about – having kids, traveling, going through relationship problems, dealing with things in my own family. All that stuff builds character.”– Kevin Hart

9. “Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I’ll stop the whole production: ‘Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.”– Kevin Hart

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10. “If you want to appeal to everyone, you can’t do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date – when you’re in Australia, when you’re in Dubai, when you’re in Indonesia.”– Kevin Hart

11. “No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you’re going to bump into somebody that makes you go, ‘Hmm, I don’t mind seeing this person every day.”– Kevin Hart

12. “On ‘Think Like a Man,’ they got the best out of me because they allowed me to bring my own cadences and opinions to the character that I was playing. I think we got the best of that particular character.”– Kevin Hart

13. “I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault – they watched the foot come towards their face.”–  Kevin Hart

14. “Laughter heals all wounds, and that’s one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you’re going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.”– Kevin Hart

15. “I feel like I have a job to do, like I constantly have to reinvent myself. The more I up the ante for myself, the better it is in the long run. I try to interact with my fans as much as possible. It’s good that the person I’m being onstage isn’t really an act. It’s really me.’– Kevin Hart

16. “I am who I am. That’s why my friends and peers respect and appreciate me. I don’t change or cater my actions to fit my surroundings. I’m myself 24/7. People appreciate that.”– Kevin Hart

17. “Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it’ll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off.”– Kevin Hart

18. “I got a chance to work with Stallone and De Niro – pretty much sums it up for me. You can tell where you’re going in your career by the company you keep.”– Kevin Hart

19. “It’s very rare that you get a director that lets you be creative and bring what you feel your character should do or should be.”– Kevin Hart

20. “When you’re supposed to be close and friends in the film, the moment you’re talking as friends off the set, it makes it that much better when you’re filming.”– Kevin Hart

21. “You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it’s not about the money.”– Kevin Hart

22. “I had one incident where my daughter said that a girl asked if she was a brown person. I said, ‘We’re black. You have black people, white people, Chinese people, Hispanic people; we’re all brought up differently.”– Kevin Hart

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23. “The thing about impressing your girlfriend is that when you do something like a private island in Fiji, it’s all downhill from that point.”– Kevin Hart

24. “I got a dog with a Napoleon complex. I have a Napoleon complex. We’re small. Anything big that we feel is threatening us, we want to fight. We’re not a pushover.”– Kevin Hart

25. “I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.”– Kevin Hart

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26. “This younger generation that’s around, that’s tweeting, Facebook-ing and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to you.”– Kevin Hart

27. “You are already in your experience. So you can either resent and resist it, and make it that much less enjoyable, or you can accept it and find something positive in it.”– Kevin Hart

28. “Don’t invite them into the conversation. You already know what you want to dedicate yourself to, so you don’t need to ask for their approval. There’s no need to seek external approval when you already have internal approval.”– Kevin Hart

29. “People call this the elusive obvious. It’s right there in front of your face, so close that everyone can see it but you.”– Kevin Hart

30. “People May Hate You For Being Different and Not Living By Society’s Standards, but Deep Down, They Wish They Had The Courage To Do The Same.”– Kevin Hart

31. “I’m a businessman as well as an entertainer. The reason why is because I want to own whatever I’m doing. I don’t want to work for other people forever.”– Kevin Hart

32. “What women need to understand is that men don’t communicate. It’s not intentional or on purpose. We’re just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.”– Kevin Hart

33. “Men and women do think differently, and frankly, we don’t understand each other. Not at all! But that’s what makes relationships so amazing.”– Kevin Hart

34. “I’m never gonna step away from stand-up. I can’t. That’s what got me where I am, and that’s also my muse. That’s how I stay level-headed. That’s what keeps me going.”– Kevin Hart

35. “When you work hard and you treat people great, regardless of what it is that you’re doing, naturally people want to help and do things.”– Kevin Hart

36. “I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don’t box, but I’ll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking.”– Kevin Hart

37. “Sports are basically our way of feeling sorry for ourselves. Most men can’t become athletes. We’re watching guys who actually made it. We see them dunking and making touchdowns. Then we think about ourselves when we were younger.”– Kevin Hart

38. “Leading man’ just means people want to see you and assume that you can hold a film, carry a movie.”– Kevin Hart

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39. “I got the stern end of the stick. It was kind of that iron fist. I am who I am today because of my mother.”– Kevin Hart

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40. “The worst thing about being lied to, is realizing they don’t think you’re worth the truth.”– Kevin Hart

41. “I don’t care how busy I am – I will always make time for what’s most important to me.”– Kevin Hart

42. “I love being on stage, I love being able to tell a story, I love the fact that the audience listens and laughs at it. It makes me happy, and it’s what I live for.”– Kevin Hart

43. “If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you’re really not ready to be successful.”– Kevin Hart

44. “A lot of blood, sweat, and tears have gone into this career of mine.”– Kevin Hart

45. “The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.”– Kevin Hart

46. “The day you stop doing the small things is the day you think you’re above everybody else.”– Kevin Hart

47. “I don’t think you get successful to brag and throw what you have in the world’s face. That’s all private.”– Kevin Hart

48. “My daughter doesn’t even get my humor. She’s like, ‘Um, no. I don’t get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.”– Kevin Hart

49. “Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.”– Kevin Hart

50. “The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn’t aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn’t know they existed. I was sheltered.”– Kevin Hart

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Summary Of Kevin Hart

Kevin Hart is a great comedian who is recognized for his skillful ways to make you laugh even when you do not feel like it. He has mastered his art perfectly which makes him a global icon. We agree that any big problem can be solved with the help of comedy.

Also, a little laugh is a little less worry. The above quotes about Kevin Hart will surely crack your ribs. Note down your most funny Kevin Hart quote and let’s laugh together!

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