Rick and Morty Quotes

55 Hilarious Rick And Morty Quotes

Rick and Morty is an animated TV show that airs on the Adult Swim channel. It’s a cartoon, but adults can enjoy it because they are the target audience. Don’t let the fact that the show is animated fool you. The show is known for its thought-provoking quotes. The quotes have a funny way of making you think about things you didn’t think of before. And because of the wacky and irreverent humor, you will likely find yourself smiling in a few seconds.

Our Favorite Rick and Marty Quotes

1. “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everyone is going to die. Come watch TV.” – by Morty

2. “My life has been a lie…God is dead. The government’s lame! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus wasn’t born on Christmas! They moved the date, it was a pagan holiday!” – by Morty

3. “If a human was born with stumpy legs, would they breed it with another deformed human and put their children on display like dachshund?” – by Rick

4. “Gaslighting doesn’t exist. You made it up because you so crazy.” – by anchors on the show

5. “Reuben’s seen some rough years, Morty. You don’t agree to get a theme park built inside you if your life is going great.” – by Rick

6. Morty: “Rick, what about the reality we left behind?”

Rick: “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer? Just don’t think about it, Morty.”

7. “You can’t stay mad at a guy with this amount of talent.” – by Jerry

8. “You and Unity are like…like leggings in mid-calf boots. You think you’re great together, but you’re just bringing out the worst in each other.” –by Summer

9. “That’s because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carp’en all them ‘diems.” –by Summer

10. “Just have pictures of me and my friends from school. What? What teenage girl has pictures of her family? It’s not like the family is Mormon or dying.” –by Summer

11. Beth: “When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals.”

Jerry: “Gimme a break! People aren’t heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”

12. “Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.” – by Mr. Meeseeks

13. “You act like prey, but you’re a predator. You use pity to lure in your victims. That’s how you survive!” – by Rick

14. “You’re a monster. You’re like Hitler, but even Hitler cared about Germany or something!” – by Morty

15. “Roses are dead and love is fake. Weddings are basically funerals with cake.” –by Rick

16. “How do you feel about all the innocent people that are dying because of your choices?” – by Jerry

17. “To live is to risk it all. Otherwise, you’re just an inert chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting wherever the universe blows you.” –by Rick

18. “Not staring at you. Just taking your mugshot.” – by Rick

19. “Like nothing shady every happened in a fully furnished office. You ever hear about Wall Street? You know what those guys do in their fancy boardrooms? They take their balls and they dip ‘em in cocaine and wipe ‘em all over each other. Grandpa goes around, and he does his business in public because Grandpa isn’t shady.” –by Rick

20. “Hate to break it to you, but what people call “love” is all just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard then it slowly fades away, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. Your parents are going to do it. Break the cycle. Rise above and focus on science.” – by Rick

21. “Honey, stop raising your father’s cholesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie.” – by Beth

22. “The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.” – by Rick

23. “Got a lot of family and friends to exterminate.” – by Rick

24. “Lemme check my list of powers and weaknesses: ability to do anything, but only whenever possible.” – by Rick

25. “Camping is being homeless without the change.” – by Summer

26. “Stealing stuff is more about the stuff, not the actual stealing.” – by Rick

27. “Don’t waste your brain on those weirdos, Unity. They’re no different from any of the aimless chumps that you occupy. They just put you at the center of their lives because you’re powerful. And then, because they put you there they want you to be less powerful. Never gonna happen though, right?” – by Rick

28. “Get off the high road. Everyone has pink eye because you won’t stop texting on the toilet.” – by Rick

29. “Tell you how to feel about school. It’s a waste of time. A bunch of people runnin’ around bumpin’ into each other. There’s a guy up front that says “2 plus 2” and the people in the back say four. The bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. School’s not a place for smart people. It’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents worth.” – by Rick

30. “The world is full of idiots who don’t understand what’s important! And they’ll try to tear us apart.” – by Rick

31. “You need the same thing. You need someone to give you permission to live your life. Do you know what shy pooping is? It’s a pointless bid for control. You want to take the one part of life that you truly think is yours and you want to protect it from a universe that takes whatever it wants. It took my wife. It clearly took something from you too. Let’s not waste time fighting on that issue. It’s easier to choose to be free.” – by Tony

32. “Why can’t couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?” – by Summer

33. Rick: “Where do you want to die?

Tony: “Is conference room three available?”

34. “Existence is pain. And people will do anything to alleviate that pain.” – Mr. Meeseeks

35. “Sometimes science is more art than science.” – by Rick

36. “Sorry, Morty. It’s a bummer. In reality, you’re as dumb as they come.” – by Rick

37. “We did something great today. There’s nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.” – by Jessica

38. “Sorry, but your opinion means very little to me.” – by Rick

39. “Don’t like it here. Can’t stand bureaucracy. Don’t like being told where to go and what to do. It is considered a violation. Did you get those seeds all the way up your butt?” – by Rick

40. “Thought the whole point of having a dog was to feel superior.” – by Rick

41. “You know the only problem here is a big fat brain that misses eating all them big fat problems.” – by Morty

42. “Maybe it’s time to stop somewhere and get you some coffee. Maybe splash a little water on your face. No, if sobriety was wanted, there was no reason to get drunk.” – by Morty

43. Jerry: “What you doing? Watching some TV, playing on your phone?”

Summer: “Is that a real question?”

Jerry: “Just making conversation.”

Summer: Are you? What part of that gives anything to work with? The choices are to say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark “yes” like a trained animal. It’s not a conversation; this is like being held verbally hostage.”

44. Morty: “You have a whole planet making your power for you. That’s slavery!”

Rick: “It’s society! They work for each other. They pay each other, buy houses, get married, and make children that replace them when they get too old to make power.”

Morty: “That just sounds like slavery with extra steps! Rick: Someone’s gonna get laid in college.”

45. “Think for yourselves. Don’t be sheep.” – by Rick

46. “What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?” – by Rick

47. “Is evil real, and if so, can it be measured? Rhetorical question. The answer is yes. You just have to be a genius.” – by Rick

48. “Babylegs, you’re a good detective. But not good enough, because of your baby legs.” – by Chief

49. “Sorry. Didn’t know freedom meant people doing stuff that sucks. Was thinking more of a choose your own cellphone carrier thing.” –by Summer

50. “Sorry it’s a bummer. In reality you’re as dumb as they come.” – by Rick

51. “Uncertainty is inherently unsustainable. Eventually everything either is or isn’t.” – by Rick

52. “You’re growing up fast. You’re growing into a great big thorn straight into my ass.” – by Rick

53. “Listen to me. New situations can be intimidating. You looking around and it’s all scary and different, but you know meeting them head on, charging into ‘em like a bull – that’s how we grow as people.” – by Rick

54. “How’s your fake grandpa, aka the devil?” – by Rick

55. “The only connection between your unquestionable intelligence and the sickness destroying your family is that everyone in your family, you included, use intelligence to justify sickness. You seem to alternate between viewing your own mind as an unstoppable force and as an inescapable curse. It’s because the only truly unapproachable concept for you is that it’s your mind within your control. You chose to come here, you chose to talk to belittle my vocation, just as you chose to become a pickle. You’re the master of your universe, yet “you are dripping with feces.” Your enormous mind literally vegetating by your own hand. There is no doubt that you would be bored senseless by therapy the same way I’m bored by brushing my teeth and wiping my butt. The thing about repairing, maintaining and cleaning is it’s not an adventure. There’s no way to do it so wrong you might die. It’s just work. The bottom line is, some people are okay with going to work and some people…well, some people would rather die. Each of us gets to choose.” – by Dr. Wong

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