- “Ah, ma cherie! You are very shy, n’est-ce pas? But it is love at first sight, no”
- “I am the peanut butter. You are the jelly. Come, let us make a sandwich of love.”
- “Come back darling, golden violet! I will unshy you! You are just insecure. All you need is a little occupational therapy, like making love!”
- “I pierce you with the eck-eck of love, flower pot!
Where are you, my little object of art? I am going to collect you!” - “I, I get a kick out from her…”
- (Kissing the hapless female cat-as-skunk): “Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C’est l’amour!! C’est toujours!”
- *Nearly falling off a cliff* “Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?! But then, security isn’t everything.”
- “Everyone should have a hobby, don’t you think? Mine is making love…You are a girl, I am a boy, We have all that in common, darling.”
- “Eenie, meenie, miney mo, catch a lover by the toe, if she holler, hold her closer; eenie, meenie, miney mosa. O-U-T spells I love you!”
- “Come to me, my melon baby collie!”
- “I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?”
- “Turn out the lights, darling. I know where everything is.”
- “For her, I will make myself dainty!”
- “Le hiss, hiss…I am a snake and you have charmed me, no?”
- “Come, pink pigeon, we are wasting valuable time! Oh-ho, we are going to play “Ali Thief and the 40 Babas” yes? En guard rabbit! I am going to find you!”
- “There are plenty of fish in the ocean… if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmm, call it a weakness.”
- “All right, Pink Rabbit. We have broken the ice. The courtship is now beginning…[kisses twice] Now starts the period of shy glances… [kisses] Fluttering eyelids… [kisses twice] Touching fingertips… [kisses three times before Penelope runs away]”
- “She must resist me because I am irresistible. What are you gonna do?”
- “Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef.”
- “I am stupid. No.”*Nearly falling off a cliff* “Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?!”
- (Singing to the lady cat) “Ze arms of Pepe are upon you.”
- (While on a yacht) “I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!”
- “One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness.”
- “Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover.”
- “Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!”
- (After removing his own white stripe): “If you cannot beat them, join them! Wait for baby!”
- “Ah! This leetle one wishes to commit suicide to prove her love for me. What a sweet gesture. Never-the-less, I must prevent eet!”
- “I shoot you with the ack-ack of love…”
- While swimming with no oxygen tank: “When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time.”
- “Acres and acres of girls!! And they are mine!! All mine!!!”
- “Where are you my melon-baby-choly?!”
- “un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, huit, neuf, dix……”
- “Zee stripe! It is gone! She is not a skunk at all!”
- “I always got A’s in gym.”
- “Friday? Monday? Right now?”
- “The game of love is never called on account of darkness.”
- “All is love in fair and war.”
- “Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow.”
- “When you are a skunk, you learn how to hold your breath for a long time.”
- “Vive le colonies Americe`!”
- “A colleague of mine once noted, there is very little difference between men and women. But, Vive Le Difference!”
- “Zee cabbage does not run away from zee corn-beef.”
- “I am stupid. No?”
- “Do you know that when you are in love it is impossible to get insurance?!”
- “I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!”
- “You know, it is possible to be too attractive.”
- (after “shooting” himself): ” I missed! Lucky for you.”
- “Do not come wiz me to ze Casbah – we shall make beautiful musicks togezzer right here!”
- Perfume Shop Owner: “Ah, le pussy ferocious. Remove that skunk, that polecat pole from the premises. Avec!”
- Pepe Le Pew : Quelle est? Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale.
- Pepe Le Pew : This little love bundle. Now she is seeking for us a trysting place. Touching, is it not? Come, my little peanut
- of brittle. I will help you. Wait for me. Wait.
- “You are my peanut, I am your brittle!”
- “Where are you, my little gumbo of chicken ? Your French fried shrimp is sizzling for you.”
- “Is it possible to be too attractive?”
- “You know, most men would get discouraged by now fortunately for you, I am not most men!”
- “You stop resisting me, bebe, and I’ll stop resisting you.”
- “You are the corned beef, and I am the cabbage. The corned beef is nothing without the cabbage.”
- “The game of love is never called on account of darkness, my little midnight snack.”
- “You may call me Streetcar, because of my desire for you.”
- “All right buttercup, you ‘ave done all zat could be expected. You ‘ave resisted your natural impulses and run away from me.”
- “I am ze locksmith of love, no?
- “I tell you what. You stop resisting me, and I, I will stop resisting you. When have you had a better offer than that?”
- “I am playing it too cool, no?!”
- “Alright darling. Enough is becoming enough. Let us proceed.”
- “But, darleeng, tomorrow I may be shipped overseas.”
- “A pitiful case, am I not?”
- “She’ll be back.”……………….. “I told you so.”
- “She flips me.”
- “Without you I am not worth a scent.”
- “Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not, no?
- “There are plenty of fish in the ocean…………… if you like fish. Personally, I prefer girls. Hmmmm, call it a weakness.”
- “Quelle est? Une king-sized femme skunk. Acres and acres of her, and she is mine, all mine!
- “You are ze corned beef to me, and I am ze cabbage to you.”
- “I like it! Come back! Ze corned beef does not run away from ze cabbage!
- “All is love in fair and war.”
- “If you have not tried it, do not knock it.”
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Video: Pepe Le Pew is Odor-able
Before we go, here’s another great video to watch – it’s a compilation of the many times that Pepé Le Pew was wooing Penelope Pussycat. He is on a constant quest to woo Penelope
The French skunk quest to get kitty Penelope (accidentally made skunk) she keeps running away from him anyway due to his putrid odor or because of his overly aggressive manner.
Quite fun and definitely a relic from a different era.
https://youtu.be/1lsQfTaStcs
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