65 Of The Most Hilarious SpongeBob Squarepants Quotes

SpongeBob SquarePants is a hilarious Nickolodeon cartoon character adored by the young and the young at heart. Since his entrance in 1999, our yellow buddy’s put a smile upon children’s faces around the world with side-splitting quotes.

In his “Pineapple Under The Sea”, SpongeBob ventures around through Bikini Bottom with his friend, Patrick Star. This inseparable duo will have you rolling with laughter at their unpredictable hijinks.

Spongebob Quotes

So, when you’re feeling down and blue, pick yourself up with these 65 AWESOME SpongeBob Quotes!

1. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” — SpongeBob

2. “The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.” — Patrick Star

3. “Living Like Larry.” — SpongeBob

4. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” — Sandy Cheeks

5. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” — SpongeBob

6. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” — Mr. Krabs

7. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…{drools}” — Patrick Star

8. “Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Puff!” — SpongeBob

9. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” — SpongeBob

10. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” — Patrick Star

11. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” — SpongeBob


13. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” — SpongeBob

14. “F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! — Plankton

15. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” — Patrick Star

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16. “Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!” — SpongeBob

17. “Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.” — SpongeBob

18. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” — Squidward

19. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” — SpongeBob

20. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” — SpongeBob

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21. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” — Patrick Star

22. “You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” — SpongeBob

23. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” — Patrick Star

24. “Wake me up when I care.” — Squidward

25. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” — SpongeBob

26. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” — Patrick Star

27. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” — SpongeBob

28. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” — Patrick Star

29. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” — Pearl Krabs

30. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” — SpongeBob

31. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” — Squidward

32. “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.” — Patrick Star

33. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” — SpongeBob

34. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.” — Patrick Star

35. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” — Squidward

36. “I can’t see my forehead!” — Patrick Star

37. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” — Sandy Cheeks

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38. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” — Squidward

39. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.” — SpongeBob

40. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” — Squidward

41. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” — Mr. Krabs

42. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” — Squidward

43. I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!” — SpongeBob

44. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” — Plankton

45. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” — SpongeBob

46. “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” — Mr. Krabs

47. “2000 years later” — Show Narrator

48. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” — SpongeBob

49. “I’m Ready, I’m Ready.” — SpongeBob

50. “SpongeBob, Noooooooooooooo!” — Mrs. Puff

51. “Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?” — SpongeBob Squarepants Theme Song

52. “CHOCOLATEEEEEE!” — Random Fish

53. “I Need IT………., I Don’t Need IT.” SpongeBob

54. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” Squidward

55. “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” — SpongeBob

56. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” — Patrick Star

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57. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” — Squidward

58.”Patrick, you’re a genius!” — SpongeBob

59. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” — Patrick Star

60. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” — SpongeBob

61. “MEOW…..” — Gary Snail

62. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” — Patrick Star

63. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” — Plankton

64. “SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” — SpongeBob

65. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” — SpongeBob


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Hope these Spongebob Squarepants Quotes made you Laugh today

There’s nothing like a good dose of laughter to start your day off! And these funny SpongeBob quotes are sure to leave you in tears of joy. So, while enjoying your morning breakfast or cup of java, refer to them and begin the day with a smile.


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