SpongeBob SquarePants is a hilarious Nickolodeon cartoon character adored by the young and the young at heart. Since his entrance in 1999, our yellow buddy’s put a smile upon children’s faces around the world with side-splitting quotes.
In his “Pineapple Under The Sea”, SpongeBob ventures around through Bikini Bottom with his friend, Patrick Star. This inseparable duo will have you rolling with laughter at their unpredictable hijinks.
Spongebob Quotes
So, when you’re feeling down and blue, pick yourself up with these 65 AWESOME SpongeBob Quotes!
1. “If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” — SpongeBob
2. “The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.” — Patrick Star
3. “Living Like Larry.” — SpongeBob
4. “Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” — Sandy Cheeks
5. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” — SpongeBob
6. “It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” — Mr. Krabs
7. “Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…{drools}” — Patrick Star
8. “Uh oh, here comes Mrs. Puff!” — SpongeBob
9. “Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” — SpongeBob
10. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” — Patrick Star
11. “I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” — SpongeBob
12. “YOU LIKE KRABBIE PATTIES, DON”T YOU SQUIDWARD?” — SpongeBob
13. “F is for friends who do stuff together!” — SpongeBob
14. “F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors! — Plankton
15. “Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” — Patrick Star
Be sure to see our Hilarious Patrick Star Quotes too!
16. “Krusty Krab Pizza, it’s the pizza for you and meeeeee!” — SpongeBob
17. “Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse! Patrick: Yeah. You could be bald and have a big nose.” — SpongeBob
18. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” — Squidward
19. “All I know is fine dining and breathing.” — SpongeBob
20. “This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” — SpongeBob
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21. “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” — Patrick Star
22. “You never know the true value of a moment until it becomes a memory.” — SpongeBob
23. “I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” — Patrick Star
24. “Wake me up when I care.” — Squidward
25. “With imagination, you can be anything you want.” — SpongeBob
26. “Can I have everybody’s attention?… I have to use the bathroom.” — Patrick Star
27. “The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time.” — SpongeBob
28. “You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” — Patrick Star
29. “See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.” — Pearl Krabs
30. “Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” — SpongeBob
31. “It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” — Squidward
32. “Two words, SpongeBob. Na. Chos.” — Patrick Star
33. “Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” — SpongeBob
34. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo.” — Patrick Star
35. “SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish… [shouting] for 12 hours!” — Squidward
36. “I can’t see my forehead!” — Patrick Star
37. “Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” — Sandy Cheeks
38. “I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” — Squidward
39. “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby, secretly adding another secret to their secret collection of secret, secretly.” — SpongeBob
40. “I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” — Squidward
41. “We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” — Mr. Krabs
42. “But it’s my only night to be fancy!” — Squidward
43. I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!” — SpongeBob
44. “Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” — Plankton
45. “I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” — SpongeBob
46. “Hmmm, a five-letter word for happiness…money.” — Mr. Krabs
47. “2000 years later” — Show Narrator
48. “I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” — SpongeBob
49. “I’m Ready, I’m Ready.” — SpongeBob
50. “SpongeBob, Noooooooooooooo!” — Mrs. Puff
51. “Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea?” — SpongeBob Squarepants Theme Song
52. “CHOCOLATEEEEEE!” — Random Fish
53. “I Need IT………., I Don’t Need IT.” SpongeBob
54. “Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” Squidward
55. “Ravioli, ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” — SpongeBob
56. “Nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!” — Patrick Star
57. “You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” — Squidward
58.”Patrick, you’re a genius!” — SpongeBob
59. “Knowledge cannot replace friendship.” — Patrick Star
60. “Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” — SpongeBob
61. “MEOW…..” — Gary Snail
62. “Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” — Patrick Star
63. “Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” — Plankton
64. “SpongeBob: I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” — SpongeBob
65. “You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” — SpongeBob
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Hope these Spongebob Squarepants Quotes made you Laugh today
There’s nothing like a good dose of laughter to start your day off! And these funny SpongeBob quotes are sure to leave you in tears of joy. So, while enjoying your morning breakfast or cup of java, refer to them and begin the day with a smile.
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